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Originally posted by Jambo
Pmsl @ connect4 & girrafes


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Chuck Norris can taste lies.
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Google won't search for Chuck Norris because it knows you don't find Chuck Norris, he finds you.
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Originally posted by _Allan_
Go into Google and type:

'Find Chuck Norris'

then click on 'I'm feeling Lucky'



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Chuck Norris does not teabag the ladies. He potato-sacks them.
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quote:
Originally posted by _Allan_
Go into Google and type:

'Find Chuck Norris'

then click on 'I'm feeling Lucky'



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When Chuck Norris jumps in the water he doesn't get wet, the water gets Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris doesn't breath, he holds air captive.

Chuck Norris brought down a German bomber plane just by pointing his finger and saying 'bang'.
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PS
Chuck Norris doesn't love Raymond.
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PMSL @ all of these

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