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flybikeslee
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23rd Jan 08 at 22:10   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
boyfriend did it.... WTF! hope you thanked him
Eck
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Sounds like he's played Sega Rally too much Trying a handbrake turn yourself is bad enough, but him doing it for you Sorry to hear it though
WATSON
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WTF
B3KAN
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Pics of car
Eck
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On the bright side that won't be posted a dozen times a fortnight
baza31
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should of unclipped his seatbelt and opened the door at the same time as doing the handbrake turn, this was not only will you smash your car up you will kill your turd of a boyfriend at the same time
Eck
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24th Jan 08 at 00:38   View Garage View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Did he shout MEDIUM RIGHT MAYBE?
AK
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maybe
All Torque
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One of these excuses for crashing would have been better than 'handbrake skillz failed, oh noes' :

-Black ice
-Car was in control of YOU
-Vtec kicked in
-zOMFG animals in teh road
-bald tires
-Thomas Rhodes Armitage's depth perception

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All Torque
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suprised myself with that Rhodes Armitage joke.
Adam-D
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any pics yet?
Kurt
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im suprised there is a fail pic yet....

oh wait...
Fro
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24th Jan 08 at 08:44   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
I've got a body kitted corsa for sale, needs work though...
dannymccann
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Both you and your boyfriend sound like tools. Well done for smashing your car while attempting a hand brake turn, now please go and die, we dont need your sort on the roads
Tom
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an hour after passing his test my mate tried to handbrake turn into a bank car park entrance and did £1000 worth of damage to a sandstone wall
DYL
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24th Jan 08 at 09:59   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
imo....only do it IF you can control it
Daimo B
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Rodney

See practice handies in an open area first, learn how to do it, practice.

I'd have done better at my handbrake turns into cones if my handbrake worked properly
flippycorsa
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to all of you who say 'dont do it if you cant control it' I didnt no he was going to do it and those of wit corsas for sale more details and to 'dannymccann' we dont need arrogant 'i love myself' people like you around either so please go and dire
flippycorsa
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*die
flippycorsa
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oh and the corsa i had was 1.4 so dont want any slower
Mertin
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24th Jan 08 at 15:18   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Make your boyfriend by you a new car

Similar thing happened to one of my mates


Pass - can i pull on the handbrake?

Driver - yes

Passenger yarks on handbrake while going round a corner, car ends up into a fence.

Drivers reaction? Didnt know you were away to pull it on half way round the corner
Superlite Ltd.
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24th Jan 08 at 15:30   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by DYL
imo....only do it IF you can control it


Only do it when you are off public roads and the only thing you will damage is yourself / trees/ bushes/ sheep
AdZ9
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24th Jan 08 at 15:33   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Eckmcmann
On the bright side that won't be posted a dozen times a fortnight


*high five*

I'd make your bf pay for your new car
DYL
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i have a 400 meter driveway with a 90 degree bend and a jump
Ben G
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24th Jan 08 at 15:35   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
what a stupidly chav thing to do

too bad it's only the car off the road though people that do things like that shouldn't be on the road..

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