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Author door bell just rang and rush to open..
Ally
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How dare you
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aye lol, maybe even dim the lights a bit
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quote:
Originally posted by Ally
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Originally posted by Jas
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Originally posted by Ally
How dare you
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no kisses
Ally
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Bleughhh no way!
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You should have answered the door in a towel, pitched a tent and then you may have got laid.
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Originally posted by CorSRi_BT
You should have answered the door in a towel, pitched a tent and then you may have got laid.


or a sexual assault case on his hands!
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Originally posted by CorSRi_BT
You should have answered the door in a towel, pitched a tent and then you may have got laid.


or a sexual assault case on his hands!



my exact thoughts tbh
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In his own house tbh. I would have done as above

I would've probably washed in brut first also and combed my moustache.
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In his own house tbh. I would have done as above


What? Answered the door fully dressed, see it was a good looking girl so run back upstairs and get into a towel?! Smooth
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No undressed on the way down the stairs, possibly breaking a few bones along the way then answer the door with a whimper asking her to phone an ambulance
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you should see the postwoman we have,, she has a fucking tash! so it wasn't very likely the person at the door was going to be hot
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quote:
Originally posted by Tom
No undressed on the way down the stairs, possibly breaking a few bones along the way then answer the door with a whimper asking her to phone an ambulance


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In his own house tbh. I would have done as above

I would've probably washed in brut first also and combed my moustache.


Surely you would have used Old Spice lol
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Hi karate

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You should have invited her in for coffee and put a bit of marvin gaye on


Shoulda learnt her that 'fist' is a verb.
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Learnt her Pete?

I think we should all stop and ask fittehs if we can take a pic for our local online community I'll try it at the weekend
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Originally posted by All Torque
quote:
Originally posted by Theham85
You should have invited her in for coffee and put a bit of marvin gaye on


Shoulda learnt her that 'fist' is a verb.


The verb is the doing word which states what action is, has or will be taking place
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Then teach her punctuation with said fist.to.the.anus.
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ha ha ash i love ure sig, its so true!
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Jas
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ECK i reckon we should get a thread going in preeeeeeeeeem...


attempting to get stangers / ugly's and fittehs

to give us the thumbs up pose for the online community
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Should have dropped your towel tbh

Corsa 2.0 16v Vegas - Sold
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how funny would it actually be to invite a cold caller into your house, put marvin gaye on and offer them wine

[Edited on 14-01-2008 by Russ]
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you should of opened the door and said.

"must be my birthday"

like the old guy off family guy

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