Tom
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Originally posted by MikeD
and never been clingy, I havent met a girl that wasnt (and most guys too)
Maybe it's just the types of guys you go for 
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MikeD
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quote:
Originally posted by Tom
quote:
Originally posted by MikeD
and never been clingy, I havent met a girl that wasnt (and most guys too)
Maybe it's just the types of guys you go for
your right, and please stop texting me all the time!!! 
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SetH
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i love it when people say, "take a look at yourself", is that a line from jeremy kyle or somethign 
Yes love, i take a look at myself all the time, i konw im a depressed, moody, bitter & twisted evil cunt but you know what luv? im comfortable with that.
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Shelly
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tell her to trot on to PC World Mark...
PC World - belt off, pants down, arse over the counter... she'll love it!
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Tom
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FPMSL mark
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Liam
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quote:
Originally posted by Shelly
PC World - belt off, pants down, arse over the counter... she'll love it!
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Aaron
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quote:
Originally posted by Shelly
tell her to trot on to PC World Mark...
PC World - belt off, pants down, in the arse over the counter... she'll love it!
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ShEp
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get her nobbed 
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Tom
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Fad
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She's so going to kill you in your sleep.
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Marc
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Heffer with no tits, whats the point
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Bonney
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Fix her laptop, then fix her and then slap an invoice down on the bed and walk off
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Tommy L
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thanks for the insight to your life SetH
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SVM 286
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She is painfully naive isn't she Seth.
I think you should show her exactly how wrong she is and fix her lap top.
And I don't mean her computer.
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Craig W
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Sounds like a bird i once knobbed in MK (rough estate), lying in bed and she whispers to me out of the blue 'i could chop you up into pieces, hide you in my cupboards and no-one would ever know'
May i add that this was the first night i met her
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MikeD
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Originally posted by Craig W
Sounds like a bird i once knobbed in MK (rough estate), lying in bed and she whispers to me out of the blue 'i could chop you up into pieces, hide you in my cupboards and no-one would ever know'
May i add that this was the first night i met her
That has relationship written all over it.....
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C2RL R
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fucking mental! what did you say to that?
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Craig W
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I was a bit sceptical even from the beginning because the taxi from the club dropped us off somewhere where she said then we had to walk through dark alleys etc i thought she was setting me up to get done over then we walked through a back garden which was full of full of junk and old tyres etc and it was her mates house. Walked into the kitchen and there was a load of youths smoking weed thought this was another set up so nearly kicked her in the cunt there and then tbh
Made it safe back to her gaff, i was a bit suprised when she said about cutting me up and hiding my body in her cupboards because we'd only just met. Cant remember what my reply was, probably said something sadistic back and promptly fell asleep.
When the taxi driver picked me up in the morning he laughed at me as soon as i got in and said he feared his car would end up on bricks whilst waiting for me to come outside
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MikeD
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hahaha
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Craig W
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It was one of those nights where you get home the next day and think 'wtf'
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Craig W
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Oh and on the same subject/woman/tramp i saw her a couple of months later outside the club at closing time, she started on some bloke, was smacking the crap out him him and he just pushed her, she fell over and was KO'd
Copper asked me if id seen anything, started chatting with him and he said she was on an ASBO
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Tom
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craig she sounds awesome
Least it's a story to tel ldown the pub... I suppose
I've ended up at some right dives in birkenhead and leasowe  all in for the cause. Fairly scared in morning and had to get taxi out
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Craig W
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She had a lisp aswell, i didn't realise until the morning, i must have been too drunk to notice her speech impediment the night before PMSL
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dan_c4rsa
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theyre never what they say they are....
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Tom
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I quite like rough birds with lisps
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