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Robbo
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12th Dec 07 at 12:54   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

quote:
Originally posted by jr
quote:
Originally posted by dannymccann
its dinner at noon-ish, im from lincolnshire, does this make me southern or northern??


questions

1) Strange accent ? if so Northern
2) Call meal times by random names ? if so northern
3) addicted to gravy ? Northern
Call bread anythign other than bread (ie barm, stotty etc.), Northern
jr
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12th Dec 07 at 12:55   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

PMSL at tom

[Edited on 12-12-2007 by jr]
John
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12th Dec 07 at 12:55   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

I'm morre north than any of these northeners and lunch is at lunchtime, dinner is at dinner time.
Daimo B
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12th Dec 07 at 12:57   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

quote:
Originally posted by Matt H

Do you seriously call it xmas lunch though? (Im not taking the piss, although maybe I should be)



My ticket thats next to my keyboard says the following.

Christmas Lunch
12.30
Tuesday
11 December 2007

£5

Also, i've never ever had Xmas Dinner at lunchtime. I have Xmas dinner usually in the late afternoon. 5-6pm odd. Evening we have tea, which is suprisingly, Tea (drink), cakes, buscuits etc.. Only at Xmas though.

I don't know what my northen family call it as they are northen and talk in a funny language and miss letters. They also say Taraaa when saying goodbye. I do take the michael out of them

[Edited on 12-12-2007 by VXR]
Tom
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12th Dec 07 at 12:57   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

Questions

Can't fight for shit? (if so southern fairy)
Spend more time in front of the mirror than your missus? (if so, southern fairy)
Own hair straighteners or more than one type of shampoo? (southern fairy)
Send birthday cards to your mates? (Southern fairy)
Matt H
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12th Dec 07 at 12:58   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

quote:
Originally posted by VXR
quote:
Originally posted by Matt H

Do you seriously call it xmas lunch though? (Im not taking the piss, although maybe I should be)



My ticket thats next to my keyboard says the following.

Christmas Lunch
12.30
Tuesday
11 December 2007

£5


Digestion charge?
Daimo B
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12th Dec 07 at 13:00   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

Doh, editted.

Digestion charge Given the quality of the meal, it should be indigestion charge............
Matt H
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12th Dec 07 at 13:00   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

quote:
Originally posted by Robbo
quote:
Originally posted by jr
quote:
Originally posted by dannymccann
its dinner at noon-ish, im from lincolnshire, does this make me southern or northern??


questions

1) Strange accent ? if so Northern
2) Call meal times by random names ? if so northern
3) addicted to gravy ? Northern
Call bread anythign other than bread (ie barm, stotty etc.), Northern


Other than bread cake (which I thought was normal) I don't use silly names for bread. Does me head in
Matt H
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12th Dec 07 at 13:02   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

They gave us £30 each for our xmas do, I forgot to buy food though








(northern)
Daimo B
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12th Dec 07 at 13:04   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

quote:
Originally posted by Tom
Questions

Can't fight for shit? (if so southern fairy)
Spend more time in front of the mirror than your missus? (if so, southern fairy)
Own hair straighteners or more than one type of shampoo? (southern fairy)
Send birthday cards to your mates? (Southern fairy)



Bring it on bufty
Mirror? Whats that, i don't even own any hair gel atm, im going for the furball effect.
Straighteners? What are these? How do you know about them? Head and shoulder does the trick. We also have showers and can go to toilet in the house. We don't need to go to the garden shed and squat over a hole
Never? The missis is lucky to get one
Robbo
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12th Dec 07 at 13:05   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

Fuck is a bread cake Hollywood?
Matt H
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12th Dec 07 at 13:08   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

quote:
Originally posted by Robbo
Fuck is a bread cake Hollywood?


Same as a bread bun
Arnie
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12th Dec 07 at 13:08   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

To me it goes lunch and then dinner. When I was at primary school I use to take my packed lunch to school in a lunch box, not my packed dinner in a dinner box.

Just thought I would add fuel to the fire

Oh and I have my Xmas lunch tomorrow and shall have my Xmas hat on all day
RyanSxi
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12th Dec 07 at 13:09   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

i never undersatnd all this balm etc bullshit. its a breakcake get over it

p.s. its christmas dinner
clearly sounds daft as christmas lunch
Matt H
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12th Dec 07 at 13:10   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

quote:
Originally posted by VXR
quote:
Originally posted by Tom
Questions

Can't fight for shit? (if so southern fairy)
Spend more time in front of the mirror than your missus? (if so, southern fairy)
Own hair straighteners or more than one type of shampoo? (southern fairy)
Send birthday cards to your mates? (Southern fairy)



Bring it on bufty
Mirror? Whats that, i don't even own any hair gel atm, im going for the furball effect.
Straighteners? What are these? How do you know about them? Head and shoulder does the trick. We also have showers and can go to toilet in the house. We don't need to go to the garden shed and squat over a hole
Never? The missis is lucky to get one


Yes, because you live in one. It's called Landen
RyanSxi
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quote:
Originally posted by Arnie
To me it goes lunch and then dinner. When I was at primary school I use to take my packed lunch to school in a lunch box, not my packed dinner in a dinner box.

Just thought I would add fuel to the fire

Oh and I have my Xmas lunch tomorrow and shall have my Xmas hat on all day


we had school dinners
Matt H
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12th Dec 07 at 13:11   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

quote:
Originally posted by Arnie
To me it goes lunch and then dinner. When I was at primary school I use to take my packed lunch to school in a lunch box, not my packed dinner in a dinner box.



dinner ladies

Arnie
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12th Dec 07 at 13:12   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

Good point so did we now I come to think of it, I shall leave this conversation.
Matt H
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12th Dec 07 at 13:12   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

quote:
Originally posted by RyanSxi
quote:
Originally posted by Arnie
To me it goes lunch and then dinner. When I was at primary school I use to take my packed lunch to school in a lunch box, not my packed dinner in a dinner box.

Just thought I would add fuel to the fire

Oh and I have my Xmas lunch tomorrow and shall have my Xmas hat on all day


we had school dinners


Yes yes
jr
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12th Dec 07 at 13:13   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote


quote:
Originally posted by Tom
Questions

Can't fight for shit? (if so southern fairy)
Spend more time in front of the mirror than your missus? (if so, southern fairy)
Own hair straighteners or more than one type of shampoo? (southern fairy)
Send birthday cards to your mates? (Southern fairy)



pmsl
RyanSxi
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12th Dec 07 at 13:13   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

"Oh look its the fucking lunch lady at lunch time"

gay ^^^
Robbo
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12th Dec 07 at 13:13   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

quote:
Originally posted by Matt H
quote:
Originally posted by Robbo
Fuck is a bread cake Hollywood?


Same as a bread bun
So, a roll then
jr
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12th Dec 07 at 13:14   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

quote:
Originally posted by Matt H
quote:
Originally posted by Arnie
To me it goes lunch and then dinner. When I was at primary school I use to take my packed lunch to school in a lunch box, not my packed dinner in a dinner box.



dinner ladies




who were invented in the north, hence there incorrect name
Matt H
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12th Dec 07 at 13:16   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

quote:
Originally posted by Robbo
quote:
Originally posted by Matt H
quote:
Originally posted by Robbo
Fuck is a bread cake Hollywood?


Same as a bread bun
So, a roll then


Bread cake sounds more appetising than bread roll though

jr
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12th Dec 07 at 13:17   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

quote:
Originally posted by Matt H
quote:
Originally posted by Robbo
quote:
Originally posted by Matt H
quote:
Originally posted by Robbo
Fuck is a bread cake Hollywood?


Same as a bread bun
So, a roll then


Bread cake sounds more appetising than bread roll though




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