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Edd

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30th Nov 07 at 14:26

quote:
Originally posted by C2RL R
how do you pronounce it? i like the look of that phrase so i'm gonna use it this weekend

humfay back it

C2RL R

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30th Nov 07 at 14:27

sweet

Lawrah

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30th Nov 07 at 14:28

I prefer Hackit tho...or pure hackit.

C2RL R

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30th Nov 07 at 14:29

that means the same thing i guess?

JadeM

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30th Nov 07 at 14:32

Proud to be Scottish

Being Scottish is about driving in a German car to an Irish pub for a Belgian beer, then travelling home, grabbing an Indian curry or ,aTurkish kebab on the way, to sit on Swedish furniture and watch American shows on a Japanese TV.

And the most Scottish thing of all? Suspicion of all things foreign!

Only in Scotland can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance.

Only in Scotland do supermarkets make sick people walk all the way to the back of the shop to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front.

Only in Sotland do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries and a DIET coke.

Only in Scotland do banks leave both doors open and chain the pens to the counters.

Only in Scotland do we leave cars worth thousands of pounds on the drive and lock our junk and cheap lawn mower in the garage.

Only in Scotland do we use answering machines to screen calls and then have call waiting so we won't miss a call from someone we didn't want to talk to in the first place.

Only in Scotland are there disabled parking places in front of a skating rink.

NOT TO MENTION..

3 Scots die each year testing if a 9v battery works on their tongue.

142 Scots were injured in 1999 by not removing all pins from new shirts.

58 Scots are injured each year by using sharp knives instead of screwdrivers.

31 Scots have died since 1996 by watering their Christmas tree while the fairy lights were plugged in.

19 Scots have died in the last 3 years believing that Christmas decorations were chocolate.

Scottish Hospitals reported 4 broken arms last year after Xmas cracker-pulling accidents.

18 Scots had serious burns in 2000 trying on a new jumper with a lit cigarette in their mouth.

A massive 543 Scots were admitted to A&E in the last two years after trying to open bottles of beer with their teeth.

5 Scots were injured last year in accidents involving out-of-control Scalextric cars.

and finally...

In 2000 eight Scots were admitted to hospital with fractured skulls incurred whilst throwing up into the toilet.

If you're proud to be a Scot, send this on!

SCOTLAND - Love it, or Leave it!

C2RL R

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30th Nov 07 at 14:36

i got the very same email today but it was the propper version with England in place of Scotland

Lawrah

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30th Nov 07 at 14:36

was the "America" and changed to "Scotland" because many of the worlds are American words

C2RL R

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30th Nov 07 at 14:38

are you being bummed in that avatar pic?

Lawrah

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30th Nov 07 at 14:39

No, having a shit in a dj box.

Scotty_B

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30th Nov 07 at 14:44

quote:
Originally posted by Lawrah
No, having a shit in a dj box.

Pics of soiled DJ box

[Edited on 30-11-2007 by CorSRi_BT]

Skylined

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30th Nov 07 at 14:45

quote:
Originally posted by C2RL R
i got the very same email today but it was the propper version with England in place of Scotland

Get it posted

C2RL R

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30th Nov 07 at 14:47

quote:
Originally posted by Skylined

quote:
Originally posted by C2RL R
i got the very same email today but it was the propper version with England in place of Scotland

Get it posted

this is awkward.

i actually lied for the benefit of piss taking. the email is really about the british.

fail on my part.

C2RL R

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30th Nov 07 at 14:49

quote:
Originally posted by Lawrah
No, having a shit in a dj box.

i love you

Skylined

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30th Nov 07 at 14:53

post it anyway

C2RL R

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30th Nov 07 at 14:56

quote:
Originally posted by Skylined
post it anyway

its exactly the same thing only with brits inplace of scots

dava.

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30th Nov 07 at 17:07

sufuckinperb!

marklaruk

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30th Nov 07 at 17:19

most of the words from that first post were not in the dictionary...

K3 VMU

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30th Nov 07 at 17:25

quote:
Originally posted by marklaruk
most of the words from that first post were not in the dictionary...

Scottish dictionary-only scottish people get the dictionary!

Cosmo

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30th Nov 07 at 17:28

quote:
Originally posted by C2RL R
this is awkward.

i actually lied for the benefit of piss taking. the email is really about the british.

fail on my part.

FPMSL

marklaruk

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30th Nov 07 at 17:51

quote:
Originally posted by K3 VMU

quote:
Originally posted by marklaruk
most of the words from that first post were not in the dictionary...

Scottish dictionary-only scottish people get the dictionary!

bastard

M2RTY

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30th Nov 07 at 17:55

I have a teddy named Rab C Nesbit

sand-eel

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1st Dec 07 at 00:18

quote:
Originally posted by Lawrah
I prefer Hackit tho...or pure hackit.

what about hockit

Nath

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1st Dec 07 at 13:25

quote:
Originally posted by Cosmo

quote:
Originally posted by C2RL R
this is awkward.

i actually lied for the benefit of piss taking. the email is really about the british.

fail on my part.

FPMSL

C2RL R

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1st Dec 07 at 13:28

Eck

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1st Dec 07 at 15:58

Thing is though, whoever wrote that was trying to get as much slang in as possible

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