Jake
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quote:
Originally posted by pow
I always get the feeling that going Jewish would hurt. Alot.
you have to walk like a cowboy for the first week if the workmanship is good
[Edited on 25-11-2007 by jake]
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LeeM
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Registered: 26th Sep 05
Location: Liverpool
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snapped my banjo, and nearly ripped my foreskin off when i first shaged my gf cos she was tight 
and the usual nearly put it in the wrong hole with a few
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ed
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I elbowed my girlfriend in the head. Single beds are a no no.
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flybikeslee
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Registered: 2nd Jan 07
Location: Liverpool
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quote:
Originally posted by mooney
work warning
http://www.youporn.com/watch/20444
an
http://www.youporn.com/watch/32905
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Colin
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Ripped banjo x1.......had to show it to my local GP aswell - very nice 
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RCS
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Registered: 26th Jan 05
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Snapped my banjo when I was 15, so much blood I had to wrap it in a t-shirt.
Mum asked why there was blood all over my bed - told her me and the girlfriend were play fighting and she elbowed me in the nose!
Never went to the docs though, it healed fine by itself! Was too embarassed anyway!
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Carl
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Registered: 9th May 04
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Spilt poppers in my eyes, now have to wear comedy glasses with inbuilt "funny" tash.
MAde that up, out of boredom.
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Robin
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C2RL R
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bust a girls nose once.
got a 12 inch (i wish) friction burn down the left side of my length.
cant think of any more at the moment.
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Tom
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I remember when Half pint and his mates went out in liverpool he phoned me to tell me one of his mates had just burst some slags bottom
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C2RL R
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cool
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Half Pint
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Registered: 25th Mar 02
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he came running in from another room screaming about splitting her ass....
poor girl when we saw her it looked like she had downs too.
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pow
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Registered: 11th Sep 06
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Splitting her ass
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Tom
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Registered: 3rd Apr 02
Location: Wirral, Merseyside
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You would probably look a bit glum if you had your ass split too
Oh downs  She sounded like a keeper tbh
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Brett
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quote:
Originally posted by mk4_astra
friction burn on my man, left a slight wound and stung like mad 
You should probably try foreplay because shoving it in tbh
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nik
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Theres a lot of banjo bashing going on in here!
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Kyle T
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Registered: 11th Sep 04
Location: Selby, North Yorkshire
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I've broken a toe, and lost a toenail - my Ex got offended because I had to stop because of it
Knocked my Ex out with my knee before
Gave her a blackeye with my belt while I was getting undressed
Wonder why she's my ex
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Tom
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FPMSL calamity kyle
Have you seen good luck chuck
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Kyle T
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Registered: 11th Sep 04
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no
I have a mini fridge on my desk, was sat on the PC one night (posting on here probably) and she was layed in bed - asked me for a coke, so I threw her one.
Guess what happened
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Tom
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Watch it, you'll be able to relate to jessica albas chatacter
Did it knock her out
Do you come with special health warnings btw
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willay
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I've snapped my banjo string too. Tis now a hybrid
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Kyle T
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quote:
Originally posted by Tom
Watch it, you'll be able to relate to jessica albas chatacter
Did it knock her out
Do you come with special health warnings btw
Didn't quite knock her out like me knee did - but cut her eyebrow and gave her one hell of a blackeye
I think her mum used to think I beat her, didn't beleive anyone could be so clumsy
[Edited on 26-11-2007 by Kyle T]
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Tom
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I've never really hurt a girl like that before apart from once and this was just a mate.
Do you know that thing you used to do when you were a kid, stand an arm length away from someone and punch and it didn't reach? I smacked a girl square in the nose once must have moved her big older brother was then 'after me' for ages
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Tom
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BTW this wasn't any attempt at foreplay either
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Kyle T
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Registered: 11th Sep 04
Location: Selby, North Yorkshire
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quote:
Originally posted by Tom
I've never really hurt a girl like that before apart from once and this was just a mate.
Do you know that thing you used to do when you were a kid, stand an arm length away from someone and punch and it didn't reach? I smacked a girl square in the nose once must have moved her big older brother was then 'after me' for ages
Lmfao. I remember sleeping at a mates house one night - his little sister was stood on the landing so I told her to stay still and not flinch while I roundhouse kicked over her head, I missed and booted her halfway down the stairs.
My same mate also slammed a door on his other sister - and she lost some toes because of it
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