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Cosmo
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10th Nov 07 at 13:29   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
I think he means have you ever taken any of your fav action men in and cut them in half
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10th Nov 07 at 13:31   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
exactly
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10th Nov 07 at 13:34   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
o right nah, but i was cutting summat and a fly went thru the beam, never seen it cum out the other side
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10th Nov 07 at 13:35   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
You may of created a super fly hybrid type thing like in the film
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how quickly.....in theory.....could the laser cut someone in half? just out of curiosity obviously
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If you made an enemy you could laser cut his willy off
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you ppl watch too many films. a laser is nothing like that. and it dont make a noise either like on films. all u can here is the gas cumming through the nozzle
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I bet it sounds like a light saber really
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You should put work mates in it and put them through it james bond style until they tell you some deep dark secrets about them sleeping with their own mothers or something
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what colour is it? is it blue? i bet its red.
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quote:
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You should put work mates in it and put them through it james bond style until they tell you some deep dark secrets about them sleeping with their own mothers or something


yeah and find out where they hid the video so joe can wank over it
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quote:
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until they tell you some deep dark secrets about them sleeping with their own mothers or something


Didnt think Robin had a job?
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You should put work mates in it and put them through it james bond style until they tell you some deep dark secrets about them sleeping with their own mothers or something


yeah and find out where they hid the video so joe can wank over it


Hell yeah, you can watch too if you want. We can get laser pens too just to point at rude bits on screen!
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yeah man thats the shit right there
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How long would it take to cut off a penis with a laser pen?
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what colour is it? is it blue? i bet its red.


orange/white
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How long would it take to cut off a penis with a laser pen?


something you want to tell us Joe? Surely your dad could afford that sex change op for you?
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10th Nov 07 at 13:51   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Nah he said he thinks im fine how I am so I have to go it alone
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10th Nov 07 at 13:51   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Get it stuck in some sort of tool or something at work and blame the loss of it on an industrial accident
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who was it on here that had that laser that pops balloons and lights matches?
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I think i'll give that a miss tbh.
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Originally posted by C2RL R
who was it on here that had that laser that pops balloons and lights matches?


Nismo had a mean laser, it was ace!
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thats the fella
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mostly engine parts for a engine company called Cummings, do alot of bits for BAE systems who do tanks and other army based stuff.


I thought it was Cummins.

They make those little diesel engines don't they

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