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Cosmo
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quote:
Originally posted by Eckmcmann
I hate you bastards


dont take it personally, I pick on all the emo suicide wannabes on here


I love you really
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I am NOT emo
Cosmo
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If winnie the pooh was civilized enough to keep his honey in jars, why did he eat it off his hands? Surely he had spoons?
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Originally posted by nova_gteuk
If winnie the pooh was civilized enough to keep his honey in jars, why did he eat it off his hands? Surely he had spoons?


They were all up tigger's arse
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Why is it called Alcoholics Anonymous when the first thing you do is stand up and say, 'My name is Bob and I am an alcoholic'?



[Edited on 28-10-2007 by nova_gteuk]
Whittie
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Why is it called Alcoholics Anonymous when the first thing you do is stand up and say, 'My name is Bob and I am an alcoholic'?



[Edited on 28-10-2007 by nova_gteuk]


Because the guy who thought it up was pissed.
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Why does mineral water that 'has been running through the mountains for centuries' have a 'use by' date?
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Originally posted by nova_gteuk
Why does mineral water that 'has been running through the mountains for centuries' have a 'use by' date?

Because of the bacteria in the plastic container.
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Smart arse

If the professor on Gilligan's Island can make a radio out of a coconut, why can't he fix a hole in a boat?
Whittie
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Smart arse

If the professor on Gilligan's Island can make a radio out of a coconut, why can't he fix a hole in a boat?


Because there was never a hole, it was an illusion.
nova_gteuk
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Why are they called stairs inside but steps outside?
Cosmo
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Originally posted by nova_gteuk
Smart arse

If the professor on Gilligan's Island can make a radio out of a coconut, why can't he fix a hole in a boat?


Because the radio was more an electrical problem, whilst trying to fix a hole with an electrical background doesnt work!
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Why are they called stairs inside but steps outside?


I dont think this is the case. I think so many steps make up stairs but doesnt matter if indoors or out, not sure on the actual number.
Matt H
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Why haven't the brownies had to change their name yet?

Sexist bastards
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Why are they called stairs inside but steps outside?


So its easier to direct Bob to the AA meeting, as he can justify steps and stairs.
Cosmo
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cosmo


here we go loubielou
Whittie
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cosmo has a wet fanny


Marc
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Why are Liverpool such failures in the league?
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Why are Liverpool such failures in the league?


was thinking the same
Whittie
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Originally posted by loubielou
was thinking the same


Why couldn't you beat us?
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Why are Liverpool such failures in the league?


Easiest question so far....they lack strength in depth.
andy1868
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because they're creating an illusion of shit, then next season they'll strike back with a vengeance so the fans can sing "you're not singin' anymore"
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quote:
Originally posted by loubielou
was thinking the same

Really

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