Marc
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Registered: 11th Aug 02
Location: York
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quote: Originally posted by Shelly
my god, I bet he is a mess today!
You just know he still managed the mother of all wanks though
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Kellye
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Registered: 23rd Aug 06
Location: southport, Drives:
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hahaha
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Natalie
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Registered: 5th Nov 03
Location: Oxfordshire Drives: Vauxhall Tigra 1.8
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Shelly
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Registered: 15th Nov 00
Location: Lancashire Drives: Astra H VXR
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quote: Originally posted by Marc
quote: Originally posted by Shelly
my god, I bet he is a mess today!
You just know he still managed the mother of all wanks though
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SetH
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Registered: 15th Jul 01
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Oh dear what a fucking night 
Sorry to disappoint but i didnt have the 'mother' of all wanks, i was sharing a hotel room with my m8 
I did have a dream though about proper ruining you shelly.
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Marc
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Registered: 11th Aug 02
Location: York
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Were bottoms penetrated?
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SetH
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Registered: 15th Jul 01
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No but just had a flashback.
was talking to a fit scottish blonde XXL Udders monster.
dont know how but we she ended up telling me how she likes to suck a guy of whilst fingering his ass. Now she had these serious long ass fake nails on. I looked at her hand and was like "ouch, with those nails??!?" and in her sexy dirteh scottish accent she went, "Babe you just need a bit of ky jelly, its horny babe its horny".
fucking sadistic bitch
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Marc
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Registered: 11th Aug 02
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Did you leak when she said that?
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SetH
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Registered: 15th Jul 01
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No feared for the lining of my anal canal 
she was one of those im so drunk i longer respect peoples personal space and kept pressing these fuck off huge JJ udder things into me.
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Rebecca
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Registered: 8th Jun 07
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LMFAO. Oh dear you never fail to make me laugh.
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Marc
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Registered: 11th Aug 02
Location: York
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Theres a Sophie Dahl lookalike at my hair dressers that does that. Quite enjoyable tbh
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SetH
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Registered: 15th Jul 01
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next time she does that marc start furiously beating your meat under the cover whilst makign ted bundy noises.
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Marc
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Registered: 11th Aug 02
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I no longer have her cutting my hair, but I do get to give her boobs a good old gawp though
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Shelly
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Registered: 15th Nov 00
Location: Lancashire Drives: Astra H VXR
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who is ted bundy?
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mooney
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Registered: 20th Oct 05
Location: north west uk
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was from married with children
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Shelly
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Registered: 15th Nov 00
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never seen it
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John G
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Registered: 18th Jul 05
Location: Wirral, Merseyside
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quote: Originally posted by mooney

was from married with children
legend
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