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mav
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4th Oct 07 at 19:28   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
fuck it burn the house down, job done
IvIarkgraham
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4th Oct 07 at 19:29   View Garage View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
turn the water off
Nic Barnes
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quote:
Originally posted by mav
fuck it burn the house down, job done


im not as rough as you jocks
mav
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Nic Barnes
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quote:
Originally posted by mav


ken
pdwhelan
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Advertise a house party at their address publicly for the day after they get back or the day they do get back. say free food/beer etc

wrap their car/house in cling film. Glue their letter box shut.

errrm.. phone some mediums/priests to bless their house or what ever it is they do. either the day they get back from holiday or the day after along with the house party

[Edited on 04-10-2007 by pdwhelan]
nova_gteuk
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4th Oct 07 at 20:18   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Piss through the letterbox,

weedkiller their lawn so it says something?
Nic Barnes
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quote:
Originally posted by nova_gteuk
Piss through the letterbox,

weedkiller their lawn so it says something?



it wasnt me?
nova_gteuk
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quote:
Originally posted by muppetsport
quote:
Originally posted by nova_gteuk
Piss through the letterbox,

weedkiller their lawn so it says something?


It wasnt me?


Nic Barnes
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i find it slightly funny
Steve
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yes, just you wait til im back barnes
k e l
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4th Oct 07 at 20:37   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
break in and piss in there iron
dannymccann
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get some police tape (joke shop??) and tape up their front door, windows and around the outside of their property, if you wanted to go the whole hog, get a suit bag and fill it with something to look like a body bag
Adam-D
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4th Oct 07 at 22:20   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
superglue,
in the locks,
only a tiny bit,
enuff to stop a key working.

subtle but effective
Dan.H
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dig his front garden up in middle of night
mark_gsi
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4th Oct 07 at 22:25   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
superglue the letter box up??

[Edited on 04-10-2007 by mark_gsi]
flybikeslee
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4th Oct 07 at 22:34   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
vaseline/dog poo/anything nasty around the door handles. glue letterbox shut. sikaflex the windows. pics of said house so we can get a better idea?
Aaron
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4th Oct 07 at 22:36   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Why not act like an adult and get over it?
flybikeslee
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quote:
Originally posted by Aj.
Why not act like an adult and get over it?


that would be far to simple thats why
andy1868
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rig their bathroom light so that when you pull the string, instead of turning the light on, it pulls the pin from a phosphorus grenade, so then do they not only get killed they die in horrible pain. just depends on how much you hate them.

on a more serious note, egg their house
TheCam
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4th Oct 07 at 23:06   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by pdwhelan
Advertise a house party at their address publicly for the day after they get back or the day they do get back. say free food/beer etc

Matt H
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5th Oct 07 at 06:47   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Prank call them
Matt H
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Or make up loads of invitations for the neighbours inviting them to a fancy dress haloween party at theirs. Let them send the RSVP's back to the house ready for when they arrive back

They'll either have to have a party or talk their way out of it. If there is a party complain about the noise
Iain M
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5th Oct 07 at 08:27   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Break in - no more nails everything to the ceiling, job done.
Dean_W
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5th Oct 07 at 08:31   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Adam-D
superglue,
in the locks,
only a tiny bit,
enuff to stop a key working.

subtle but effective


Best so far. Back from holiday and can't get in the house

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