Matt H
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Originally posted by Dom
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Originally posted by Matt H
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aarrgh i cant listen to anymore of it, the girl can barely string a sentence together in the queens english
Thats because she's southern 
no she's from essex, which is a different story! us southerners can happily strings sentances together, unlike northern people - examples: "Off down t' shop", "put kettle on" 
You trying to mag me orf? You kant!
Yorkshire accent is charming, you all secretly love it
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SVM 286
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Registered: 13th Feb 05
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Matthew, you're such a sausage.
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SVM 286
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Originally posted by Nath
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Originally posted by SVM 286
What a boring, shallow, self obssesed twat.
Could only stand to hear her prattle on for about 10 seconds.
Still would though eh? 
Damn straight Nathsky old chap.
Why i'd throat f*ck the trout in the blink of an eye just to shut her yap up.
(ass2mouth technique utilising her best friends passage first though of course)
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SetH
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Originally posted by Nath
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Originally posted by SVM 286
What a boring, shallow, self obssesed twat.
Could only stand to hear her prattle on for about 10 seconds.
Still would though eh?
No shes a stick insect and has fuck all tits, if you did her in the ass from behind it would be like raping a 10 yr old boy.
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SVM 286
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Seth, I hope you're not speaking from experience.
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SetH
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LOL Get tae fook you pervert!
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Andy Stocker
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Originally posted by Matt H
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Originally posted by Dom
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Originally posted by Matt H
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Originally posted by Steve
aarrgh i cant listen to anymore of it, the girl can barely string a sentence together in the queens english
Thats because she's southern
no she's from essex, which is a different story! us southerners can happily strings sentances together, unlike northern people - examples: "Off down t' shop", "put kettle on"
You trying to mag me orf? You kant!
Yorkshire accent is charming, you all secretly love it
What is it with the northerners using the word Kant?
It's always written inside the trailers that come down from Donny
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Nath
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Originally posted by SetH
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Originally posted by Nath
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Originally posted by SVM 286
What a boring, shallow, self obssesed twat.
Could only stand to hear her prattle on for about 10 seconds.
Still would though eh?
No shes a stick insect and has fuck all tits, if you did her in the ass from behind it would be like raping a 10 yr old boy.
Still though.....
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SVM 286
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SVM 286
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Originally posted by SetH
LOL Get tae fook you pervert!
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Tarrantino
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Originally posted by Matt H
You trying to mag me orf? You kant!
You'd fit in down southend on a saturday night
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deano87
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The only real similarity I could see was hair colour and name mind you, I wasn't strictly looking at her boat race.
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Tom
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Dagmar 
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dan_c4rsa
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Location: North Yorks Drives: MK3 Seat Cupra
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she looks exactly like my mate paisley to me :-|
my matey....
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Dan295
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Registered: 9th Oct 06
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shes your "mate"
dont blame you
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dan_c4rsa
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well she's shagging jonny another mate of mine so yeh she's a 'mate' at the mo 
And i did get with her once  boohoo.
fuck knows. She entered miss leeds though but funnily enough faye, another of my aquaintences got that
I should be a fucking pimp.
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Cosmo
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Originally posted by dan_c4rsa
she looks exactly like my mate paisley to me :-|
my matey....
I would
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Cosmo
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Originally posted by dan_c4rsa
I should be a fucking pimp.
how much for this one?
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dan_c4rsa
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Registered: 12th Dec 06
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400 a night.
Her arse is as tight as a tramps wallet.
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ChrisBoom
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Originally posted by Ben G
tbh we live nearer the queen then northeners so feck orf 
The queen is shit.
Those English northerners, "Going on bus" Going on train" "Touch me fanny lad"
etc etc.
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dan_c4rsa
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northern dialect is so good.
had some businessmen up into the shop from a meeting other day and they couldnt understand us on the till because we speak really fast hnd short vowels because ripons a bit..........local...
lol. They were like - what fucking price is that?
edit - or should i say - Whort forking price is that my good man pip pip.
[Edited on 13-09-2007 by dan_c4rsa]
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gavin18787
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Essex is a grand old place
Drives supercharged Tec with torque 
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