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23rd Jul 07 at 14:15

I heard you enjoyed cottaging too.

Eck

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23rd Jul 07 at 14:15

quote:
Originally posted by Jamie Walby
Ive been told of a new sexual practice called the eck

I'm not even gonna ask what that is but I can take a guess as to what it involves

sxibeast

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23rd Jul 07 at 14:16

lol! heard about these ages ago...hilarious!

But what of the monkey face!?

Trim your area of most of the hair, out it in a neat little pile beside you, girl blows you off, whip it out, shoot it in her face then lob the hair on your baby batter that now covers her chops! lol!

Jamie Walby

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23rd Jul 07 at 14:16

quote:
Originally posted by Eckmcmann

quote:
Originally posted by Jamie Walby
Ive been told of a new sexual practice called the eck

I'm not even gonna ask what that is but I can take a guess as to what it involves

Jamie Walby

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23rd Jul 07 at 14:17

quote:
Originally posted by sxibeast
lol! heard about these ages ago...hilarious!

But what of the monkey face!?

Trim your area of most of the hair, out it in a neat little pile beside you, girl blows you off, whip it out, shoot it in her face then lob the hair on your baby batter that now covers her chops! lol!

Monkey face is old hat mate. I must have done that on your mum, what, 2-3 years ago now.

sxibeast

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23rd Jul 07 at 14:19

aaah so she wasnt the natural bearded woman i thought she was!

--Dave--

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23rd Jul 07 at 14:21

quote:
Originally posted by Eckmcmann

quote:
Originally posted by Jamie Walby
Ive been told of a new sexual practice called the eck

I'm not even gonna ask what that is but I can take a guess as to what it involves

The Eck

Hang out the back of your girlfriend and call her by another girl's name. See how long you can hold on. Liven up the experience by popping 80 paracetamol beforehand.

Cosmo

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23rd Jul 07 at 14:24

quote:
Originally posted by --Dave--
The Eck

Hang out the back of your girlfriend and call her by another girl's name. See how long you can hold on. Liven up the experience by popping 80 paracetamol beforehand.

so its a race to see if you can hold on a cum before you pass out?

Jamie Walby

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23rd Jul 07 at 14:24

quote:
Originally posted by sxibeast
aaah so she wasnt the natural bearded woman i thought she was!

nope. That was in fact a light glazing of my cum and my pubes on her chin. A lethal combination with hilarious consequences.

Jamie Walby

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23rd Jul 07 at 14:25

quote:
Originally posted by Cosmo

quote:
Originally posted by --Dave--
The Eck

Hang out the back of your girlfriend and call her by another girl's name. See how long you can hold on. Liven up the experience by popping 80 paracetamol beforehand.

so its a race to see if you can hold on a cum before you pass out?

I was thinking more along the lines of give her loads of pills then have your way with her when she passes out TBH.

--Dave--

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23rd Jul 07 at 14:25

quote:
Originally posted by Cosmo

quote:
Originally posted by --Dave--
The Eck

Hang out the back of your girlfriend and call her by another girl's name. See how long you can hold on. Liven up the experience by popping 80 paracetamol beforehand.

so its a race to see if you can hold on a cum before you pass out?

pretty much yes

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23rd Jul 07 at 14:28

cs has hit a new low today.

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23rd Jul 07 at 14:29

nice one Jamie

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23rd Jul 07 at 14:31

Isn't the Eck also known as the Buckaroo minus the pills

altho wasn't it ibuprofen? after a few of them you probablly won't be able to feel your cock!

Eck

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23rd Jul 07 at 14:31

quote:
Originally posted by --Dave--

quote:
Originally posted by Eckmcmann

quote:
Originally posted by Jamie Walby
Ive been told of a new sexual practice called the eck

I'm not even gonna ask what that is but I can take a guess as to what it involves

The Eck

Hang out the back of your girlfriend and call her by another girl's name. See how long you can hold on. Liven up the experience by popping 80 paracetamol beforehand.

Almost, but you don't call her by another girls name. You bop her in the back of the head and say "Your mum was better than this"

--Dave--

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23rd Jul 07 at 14:36

I like you Eck. I'll be sorry to see you go.

Cosmo

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23rd Jul 07 at 14:38

quote:
Originally posted by --Dave--

I like you Eck. I'll be sorry to see you go.

Jamie Walby

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23rd Jul 07 at 14:42

quote:
Originally posted by --Dave--

I like you Eck. I'll be sorry to see you go.

Eck

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23rd Jul 07 at 14:52

I like you too Dave, I'll take you with me.

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23rd Jul 07 at 14:57

Jamie Walby

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23rd Jul 07 at 14:59

quote:
Originally posted by Eckmcmann
I like you too Dave, I'll take you with me.

Over my dead by OD body.

--Dave--

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23rd Jul 07 at 15:00

Aaron

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23rd Jul 07 at 15:13

Where’s the thread which explained many obscure sexual "acts" like the one explained in the first post of this thread?

Eck

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23rd Jul 07 at 15:22

quote:
Originally posted by Jamie Walby

quote:
Originally posted by Eckmcmann
I like you too Dave, I'll take you with me.

Over my dead by OD body.

I'll fill him so full of pills he'll sound like a Smarties Tube

Jamie Walby

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23rd Jul 07 at 15:24

quote:
Originally posted by Eckmcmann

quote:
Originally posted by Jamie Walby

quote:
Originally posted by Eckmcmann
I like you too Dave, I'll take you with me.

Over my dead by OD body.

I'll fill him so full of pills he'll sound like a Smarties Tube

Oh FFS. Keep your mitts off my Dave.

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