Ben G
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Registered: 12th Jan 07
Location: Essex
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quote:
Originally posted by charcoalgrill
i lost my virginity to my girlfriend about a month ago...
she was on the rag at the time.
also, i ate her out first.
my friends call me redbeard.
it hurts inside.
weirdo 
p.s. your name reminds me of this 
http://youtube.com/watch?v=j2M8ggDPuDw
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ssj_kakarot
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Registered: 29th Apr 03
Location: hartlepool
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quote:
Originally posted by charcoalgrill
i lost my virginity to my girlfriend about a month ago...
she was on the rag at the time.
also, i ate her out first.
my friends call me redbeard.
it hurts inside.
lol omg
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Rebecca
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Registered: 8th Jun 07
Location: Penwortham, Lancashire Drives: Integra Type R
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121575644 I like making boys cheat on their girlfriends with me. I get some sick kick out of it. I like ruining what I can't have.
Love is just one big lie and your all fucking yourselfs over thinking your in love. Because it doesnt exist!
I sleep with lots of boys. I cant go home on a night out without having slept with someone.
My life rocks.
Maybe I'll calm down someday
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Whittie
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Registered: 11th Aug 06
Location: North Wales Drives: BMW, Corsa & Fiat
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Originally posted by Robin
quote:
Originally posted by Whittie
399607288 i really really like a boy called rob m, but i've never met him, he makes me strip for him on webcam over the internet, and makes me do things, i want to have sex with him
Rob Marriott 
FFS Alex, I told you not to tell anyone about our secret lives 
Might make a new one but post as you and say you have OCD
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sam-smith
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Registered: 8th Jan 07
Location: plymouth, UK
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quote:
Originally posted by charcoalgrill
i lost my virginity to my girlfriend about a month ago...
she was on the rag at the time.
also, i ate her out first.
my friends call me redbeard.
it hurts inside.
 HI 5!
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Danny P
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Registered: 20th Nov 02
Location: Cleckheaton, West Yorkshire
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I hate taking showers. When I dont shower for 2+ days my balls begin to smell like a fish market. As a really bad joke, I sent my girlfriend to the fish market to get shrimp and fillet. So I cooked us a nice dinner. Mind you I didnt shower for the past 3 days, and played sports 2 of them. Usually cooking dinner for her makes me have a good oral time afterwards. So she was going down on me, and she says to me "Baby, your balls are giving off the odor of what you ate." I couldnt stop laughing for days!
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andy1868
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Registered: 22nd Jun 06
Location: Burscough, Lancashire
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I sit on my hand till it falls asleep, then masturbate with it. It feels like it's someone is jerking me off
this one is my favourite so far, i can't help but feel it sounds familiar...
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Twiggy
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Registered: 15th Oct 04
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250773905 I shove random things up my cunt to see how much can fit in there, not for pleasure(Damn it hurts) but out of pure curiosity The biggest was a 1/2 pt arrohead bottle, the smalledst was a sharpie.
-Cheers
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dan-h
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Registered: 28th Jan 06
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494774074 the tea bags were meant for my tired eyes but i was horny and the teabags were nice and moist so i rubbed them on my clit vigorously and orgasmed powerfully thinking about nothing but now i have a wart right above my vagina =/
whooops lmfao!!!
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Nick-S
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Registered: 3rd Mar 04
Location: Leigh. Drives: RS Megane 230 F1 Team R26
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I once tried bum sex with my best friend. We were both boys. It was terrible, although at the time it just seemed new and fun and exciting. We were both horny little freaks but we couldn't get them in. Thanks be to... My wife doesn't know about it but she will soon, what's the point in secrets? What's strange is that sometimes i feel guilty and other times i feel fine about it. Who cares? What's it to you? Is it going to change my life now? No.
it's time that everyone heard m. ward. And no, I'm not a sick promo machine. What a dude.
Anyway... thanks.
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STEvieXE
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Registered: 21st Jan 03
Location: Ballymena N.I.
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508915173 It turns out that my girlfriend was actually a transvestite name Joe and I didn't find out about it until after we had sex.
lol lol
585641104 The other day I went in my mom's hamper and found a used pair of her panties, I smelled them and it made me so horny. Then I masturbated with them and smelled them some more, I imagined I was doing her and it felt so good.
omg
[Edited on 12-06-2007 by STEvieXE]
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G_Man
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Registered: 4th Dec 04
Location: Darlington Drives: Seat Leon Cupra R
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quote:
Originally posted by STEvieXE
508915173 It turns out that my girlfriend was actually a transvestite name Joe and I didn't find out about it until after we had sex.
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Rob E
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Registered: 1st Jan 06
Location: Madeley, Stafford....I want to live back in Wales!
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260574173 I tried to give my bf head, and failed miserably. I dont even know what I did wrong.
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Rob E
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Registered: 1st Jan 06
Location: Madeley, Stafford....I want to live back in Wales!
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936845072 Don't ever let a drunk bitch suck your dick....
Fucking drunk bitch threw up on me last night. I seriously have no idea what the fuck this chick had eaten, but i am still finding strange chunks all over the place.
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Neo
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Registered: 20th Feb 07
Location: Essex
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quote:
Originally posted by andy1868
I sit on my hand till it falls asleep, then masturbate with it. It feels like it's someone is jerking me off
this one is my favourite so far, i can't help but feel it sounds familiar...
reminds me of "the stranger" from gone in 60 seconds !!
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Natalie
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Registered: 5th Nov 03
Location: Oxfordshire Drives: Vauxhall Tigra 1.8
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257648028 I get really uncomfortable when there are two anchorwomen on the news. It's weird. Only when there are two anchormen or one of each can I watch the news at ease.
WTF
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PhilC
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Registered: 21st Jan 06
Location: Lancs, UK
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You have wasted 3 hours of my life with this! I cant stop reading!
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andy1868
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Registered: 22nd Jun 06
Location: Burscough, Lancashire
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wasted? lets not get hasty
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PhilC
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Registered: 21st Jan 06
Location: Lancs, UK
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haha. its weird how many ppl wanna make a mess of their sisters
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PhilC
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Registered: 21st Jan 06
Location: Lancs, UK
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CANT STOP READING!!
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Robin
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Registered: 7th Jan 04
Location: Northants Drives: Clio 182 Cup
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quote:
Originally posted by PhilC
haha. its weird how many ppl wanna make a mess of their sisters
I wanna make a mess of their sisters too.
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bigD21
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Registered: 22nd May 07
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543550318 I used to date a girl who had a twin sister. She was real calm and pleasant but was a complete lunatic in bed.. well, the first time she was very blah but after that it was all fuck me crazy screamin and shit.. i found out after we broke up that the girl I dated didnt like having sex with me so her sister would often substitute... i was dating her but fuckign her sister!!! it was disturbeing.. i felt violated
fuckin hell man id feel privelaged!
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TheCam
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Registered: 16th Mar 07
Location: Kirkcaldy
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lol 
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RyanSxi
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Registered: 26th Jul 06
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can't get on this at work  continue to post the best ones, rather amusing
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Neo
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Registered: 20th Feb 07
Location: Essex
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quote:
Originally posted by bigD21
543550318 I used to date a girl who had a twin sister. She was real calm and pleasant but was a complete lunatic in bed.. well, the first time she was very blah but after that it was all fuck me crazy screamin and shit.. i found out after we broke up that the girl I dated didnt like having sex with me so her sister would often substitute... i was dating her but fuckign her sister!!! it was disturbeing.. i felt violated
fuckin hell man id feel privelaged!
Hmmmm Twins
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