Colin
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Registered: 4th Apr 02
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Originally posted by mav
pissed in the laundry basket
Oh I done that aswell but the laundry basket didnt belong to me
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All Torque
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Registered: 17th Nov 05
Location: Milton Keynes Drives: Ford Focus TDCi
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baza31
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Registered: 19th Apr 03
Location: yorkshire
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Loads , me and my mate took these two 17 years back to thier house, they told us their parents were away, banging them away in same room  when front door opened down stairs. When we come in we noticed all these body building trophies and pictures of the "dad" , the girl who i was half way through doing said her dad had come back, my mate went to jump out of the window but in end we hid in wardrobe , could hear the dad walking up the stairs then walking into the bedroom that we was in, had a massive conversation with the two girls. my mate got cramp in his leg but couldnt move it because it would of cost our lives He went to bed and we got out, finished the job we went to do and then left 
done loads of things on holiday, come back to hotel once pissed up and there was these uni boffs messing about by the pool, over the pool was a big clear sheet. I dared one of the lads to dive off a bridge that went over the pool, about 10ft high, him not realising there was this transparent sheet over the top dived off and smashed his face on the sheet....was a bit cruel but was very funny, he saw the funny side of it the day after.
My mate got locked out of apartment on holiday so ended up walking round the edge of the balconys (about a 40ft drop if he slipped) and ended up in our neighbors balcony he got mixed up and opened their balcony door, next thing i am woken up to loads of girls screaming calling him a pervert .
ill think of more
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GT4Brody
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Registered: 26th Sep 01
Location: south
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Loads of things, let me think...
worst one that springs to mind was pissing on floor in my bedroom at parents house
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Gregor
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Registered: 28th Nov 03
Location: Paisley, Renfrewshire
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Originally posted by All Torque
Hoovering cereal out of the box
wtf lmaonade
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C2RL R
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Registered: 28th Mar 02
Location: Redcliffe, QLD
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I was at my ex's works party at a hotel about 20 miles away from my house. it was all paid for by her company so i got totally wrecked. went back to our room at about 4am and fell asleep. next thing i know i've woken up sat in my car on my driveway at home with only my boxer's on. I must have been sleep walking or something as i dont remeber but ive got up gone down to my car and drove it 20 miles home. I was shitting myself for ages after that coz i could have ran somebody over and i wouldnt have known.
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Marc
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Registered: 11th Aug 02
Location: York
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Not me but was at the ex's and her family were pot smoking hippys. They had a shed in the back garden with one wall all glass like a greenhouse. They'd brought loads of people back from the pub including a pissed French woman. We were in the fron room when we heard glass smashing. The French woman was so pissed she fell over whilst in the shed, it wasn't very big and fell through the glass wall. When we arrived outside she was laid face down in the glass. I thought she was dead
I was so pissed off that they'd ruined my night that I practically through her out
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Eck
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Registered: 17th Apr 06
Location: Lundin Links, Fife
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Fell asleep in a stream
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Ben J
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Registered: 31st Jan 05
Location: Cheshire
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One time me and a mate were visiting a guy we knew who had just moved house. We were mullered after being in the pub for hours...we rang him to say we were on our way round. He said he was out, but would be back soon so told us to wait for him.
We got to his houe and decided it would be funny climb through a window and scare the shit out of him when he returned. We got in.....had a couple of beers from the fridge and made some sarnies etc. Waited about an hour...then he rings us asking where we were.
Turns out we were in number 14 not number 40 where he lived!!!
We just legged it leaving half eaten sandwiches and beer in the lounge and TV on!
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JonnyJ
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Registered: 23rd Sep 05
Location: Scotchland
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I was walking home once and saw an open window with a cup of tea sat on the ledge and a guy sat in the chair. He wasnt looking so i reached in and he turned around, i just dropped the tea on the floor and ran off
I've also threw up in the middle of the dancefloor on new years day in a club
h and me and some mates had a wrestling match with a cone once
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drbeansri
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Registered: 10th Dec 06
Location: Hertfordshire / Plymouth
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just realised i have an england flag shaved in my leg... lol
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STEvieXE
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Registered: 21st Jan 03
Location: Ballymena N.I.
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Originally posted by bjackso2x
One time me and a mate were visiting a guy we knew who had just moved house. We were mullered after being in the pub for hours...we rang him to say we were on our way round. He said he was out, but would be back soon so told us to wait for him.
We got to his houe and decided it would be funny climb through a window and scare the shit out of him when he returned. We got in.....had a couple of beers from the fridge and made some sarnies etc. Waited about an hour...then he rings us asking where we were.
Turns out we were in number 14 not number 40 where he lived!!!
We just legged it leaving half eaten sandwiches and beer in the lounge and TV on!
thats very similar to wot happened to us
got near enuff never ending takes but this one always springs to mind, we were going to lift a car my mate was gonna buy on bonfire nite. ( we were all hammered) got to the guys house and hes not there so we look for him, cant find him or get in touch with him. the cars there with keys in it but batterys in the kitchen charging. the kitchen windows open so we decide to go in, get the battery leave a note and leave. so we count the houses from the end and do the same at the rear to find the house. gave my mate a footy up and hes in and we go around the front for him to open the front door for us. he doesnt come so we go back around and hes climbing back out shitting himself saying its the wrong house. so we get him into the right house, he lets us in the front, we fit the battery and are leaving a note when the owner comes back pissed up and looking to fight for us breaking into his house. so we get him appeased and then we cant get the car started. so were pushing it up and down the road trying to bump it when the police catch us. mate with beer tins along the top of the dash.we say were not driving it just trying to start it and they let us alone promising to leave it where it was and that theyll be coming back to check. after they leave we keep on trying and cant get it to start so we eventually get fed up so we push it down onto the bonfire down the road and had to walk 12 miles home
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Whittie
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Registered: 11th Aug 06
Location: North Wales Drives: BMW, Corsa & Fiat
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Pissed in the living room.
After I moved house I tried to get into the old house and woke the new owners up.
Walked home without any trousers.
Probably a few more, but can't remember 
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All Torque
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Registered: 17th Nov 05
Location: Milton Keynes Drives: Ford Focus TDCi
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quote:
Originally posted by bjackso2x
One time me and a mate were visiting a guy we knew who had just moved house. We were mullered after being in the pub for hours...we rang him to say we were on our way round. He said he was out, but would be back soon so told us to wait for him.
We got to his houe and decided it would be funny climb through a window and scare the shit out of him when he returned. We got in.....had a couple of beers from the fridge and made some sarnies etc. Waited about an hour...then he rings us asking where we were.
Turns out we were in number 14 not number 40 where he lived!!!
We just legged it leaving half eaten sandwiches and beer in the lounge and TV on!
The best yet!
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nova_gteuk
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Registered: 15th May 02
Location: South Wales Drives: The Bandwagon
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after a non stop weekender and abou 3 hours sleep.i was walking home still pissed fell asleep on the pavement got woke up by a policman looked around a big group of people round me a police car with two coppers and an ambulance ready to take me i was like wtf,i legged it policeman tripped me up flyin on my face and said we only wanna know if your ok.i thought id done something ah well 24 now dont go out as much
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andy1868
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Registered: 22nd Jun 06
Location: Burscough, Lancashire
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i broke my mate's table once while wrestling
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Robin
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Registered: 7th Jan 04
Location: Northants Drives: Clio 182 Cup
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I pissed in the corner of my dining room thinking I'd walked to the bathroom
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Ecosse Sport
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Registered: 5th Jun 02
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I somehow got into an old ladies flat in the next block to mine, fell asleep in her living room.
She came through to find me there in the morning, eventually she got me up with the help of another old lady that lives next door, I went home slept more.
Didn't know anything about it until a few weeks later when she came and told me. The last thing I remembered of the night was trying to strangle my now ex-girlfriend in the street next to the police head quarters.
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V-Man
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Registered: 7th Feb 05
Location: Iwade, Sittingbourne
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me and a mate managed to break a massive corner off of our mates 3 grand patio in his back garden by hittin a log against it, they were some well expensive rare patio slabs. we were tryin to break it in half to fit in the outside incinerator thing, it ended up my mate cryin over it cos his dad was gonna kill him
then we decided to fix it ...so we went to his shed and found this massive tub of white glue stuff and thought... "HELL YEA! BACON SAVED!! THIS'LL WORK!!!"... it just made it all worse cos now we had white glue everywhere in the end we had to wash it off with water which put gluey-fied water all over the lawn, and positioned the beer box over the corner
i had to face his dad when they got back form their holiday cos my mate was "unavailable" and LUCKILY he had ONE spare slab left! so he let me off. havent been back there since lol
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Craig W
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For NY a year or so ago a huge group of us went to Nottingham. Afterwards, in the hotel, apprently i knocked on my neighbours door either side me with with a freshly boiled kettle full to the brim and demanded they gave me the free biscuits you get with your welcoming tray
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taylorboosh
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Registered: 3rd Apr 07
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paid a random for a lift from washington to whitburn at 2am, charged us 30 quid for about 5 miles and he took us to completely the wrong place anyway so we ended up walking anpther mile at least
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Aaron
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Registered: 9th Aug 04
Location: Cottingham, East Riding
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quote:
Originally posted by corsabadboy
paid a random for a lift from washington to whitburn at 2am, charged us 30 quid for about 5 miles and he took us to completely the wrong place anyway so we ended up walking anpther mile at least
Owned!
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ChrisBoom
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Registered: 6th Dec 06
Location: Highland
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Two quite bad ones actaully.
First was I was up at a mates drinking, whisky & vodka mixed, bad idea. Don't remember leaving his house. I woke up the next morning, not knowing where the fuck I was. Went down the stairs half naked, as I didnt know where my clothes were. Went into the living room, and there sitting was my fucking neighbour, 6 doors down from mine
Apparently I had walked it, stripped off at the bottom of the stairs, and fucked off to bed
The other one is pretty much the same story, except I ended up sleeping in a hotel room, which costs £90 a night. No-one knows how I got there
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mooney
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Registered: 20th Oct 05
Location: north west uk
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tried to make cheese on toast in the toaster
i turned the toaster on its side and thought it would be alright, woke up with the smoke alarm going off and my mum trying to kill me
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sam-smith
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Registered: 8th Jan 07
Location: plymouth, UK
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Originally posted by gavin18787
Pulled a complete heffa that I keep bumping into when ever i go out on a night out
She dosn't take hints either and is fucking annoying 
join the club!
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