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Butler
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Doug I live near dover, come stay in room
Doug
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Doug I live near dover, come stay in room


Seriously is there somewhere that me and a mate could crash?

We would be there by about 11 I reckon and we would leave before 5am
Andrew
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What was the last text you received and who was it from?
"Morning baby, hows my lil apeey paws today? monkey feels like shit. Think I have the cold! Love u mwah x x x x x x x" He will fcuking kill me


FPMSL

Doug
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Best post this week
Andy Stocker
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Handy Andy?
Tom
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PMSL have just u2u'd colin.
Andy Stocker
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My sig
JadeM
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quote:
Originally posted by Tom
PMSL have just u2u'd colin.





I've a funny feeling my lovey dovey text from him are about to end forever
Colin
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Whats wrong with that?? Ive called & been called much worse than a primate
danward
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Where did you wake up this morning?
Once in my bed, and once in the shower.

When was the last time someone saw you naked?
I'm pretty sure some people never stop imagining it...

What was the last text you received and who was it from?
"Lol you think. Ok i'll look forward to it. Lol x"

Anyone care to take a guess as to what I said to the sender?
Tom
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did you say:

yes I do, ok i'll be over later to put my sausage in you'
Cosmo
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quote:
Originally posted by danward
What was the last text you received and who was it from?
"Lol you think. Ok i'll look forward to it. Lol x"

Anyone care to take a guess as to what I said to the sender?


'My ass is tight and you can take it anytime ou want.'

[Edited on 14-05-2007 by Cosmo]
danward
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Anymore for anymore?
Tom
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'Ok i'll bring my best shoes, teaching the jive is hard work'
Cosmo
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'Seriously you'll really enjoy it. I'll bring the donkey if you can bring the lube'
Andy Stocker
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STFU and lick my gooch
LeeM
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quote:
Originally posted by Cosmo
'Seriously you'll really enjoy it. I'll bring the donkey if you can bring the lube'


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Where did you wake up this morning?
In my bed,in my room


When was the last time someone saw you naked?
Yesterday

What was the last text you received and who was it from?
"yuptaeee skanky pants" my mate lol
Tom
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^^ i'm concerned by that laughter given his close proximity to donkey's (blackpool beach)
Cosmo
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quote:
Originally posted by Tom
^^ i'm concerned by that laughter given his close proximity to donkey's (blackpool beach)


nervous laughter that his secret is out IMO!
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Where did you wake up this morning?
In my bed

When was the last time someone saw you naked?
Umm.. an hour ago

What was the last text you received and who was it from?
"Hi, just to let you know i'm at the dr. C u later, Mum x"
Tom
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Aw a message from mum

Gonna do a post that always used to be up now, my posts are all rather nosey today
Cosmo
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Originally posted by pow
What was the last text you received and who was it from?
"Hi, just to let you know i'm at the dr. C u later, Mum x"


whatever happened to just knocking!!
Tom
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I read it as door at first aswell
LeeM
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quote:
Originally posted by Tom
^^ i'm concerned by that laughter given his close proximity to donkey's (blackpool beach)


oh yeah, theres a donkey orgy every saturday night when the clubs kick out....

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