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Kurt
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26th Apr 07 at 09:13   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by LoudandProud
"Hi im (name) would you like to play war???...............




Ill lay down and u can blow the fuck out of me"


I thought it was hey, wanna play army, you go down and ill cover you

i got bought 50 chat up lines for one christmas some are well cheesy, but the best one says give this card to whoever but other way round and it has smile if you wanna go to bed with me on it gonna take that bad boy to manc sometime lol
CorsAsh
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26th Apr 07 at 09:16   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Angie
I had this one once
man: "i bet you a pound i can make your boobs wobble without touching them"
me: "go on then"
man wobbled my boobs and gave me a pound
me "doh"
Yeah I enjoyed that.
Tom
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26th Apr 07 at 09:32   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Man: Wana play tiger?

Woman: How does that work then?

Man: Get down on all fours and i'll feed you the meat

I've never ever pulled with a chat up line btw

I have pulled by asking a girl to buy me a drink though
willay
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26th Apr 07 at 09:33   View Garage View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
nice shoes wanna fuck
Tom
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26th Apr 07 at 09:34   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Hey fatty, got any flour?
Sam
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26th Apr 07 at 09:39   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Tom
Hey fatty, got any flour?


WTF!

[Edited on 26-04-2007 by Sam]
Tom
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26th Apr 07 at 10:05   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Sam
quote:
Originally posted by Tom
Hey fatty, got any flour?


WTF!

[Edited on 26-04-2007 by Sam]


Need something to find the wet spot with
Tommy
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26th Apr 07 at 12:03   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
I loe the come backs to womens come backs

Man : Did it hurt ???
Women : What when i fell from heaven ?? (trying to be clever)
Man: No when u hit every branch of the ugly tree
MatthewR
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26th Apr 07 at 12:08   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
If you were a burger at McDonalds you'd be a McSexy!

Do you believe in love at 1st site or shall i walk past again?
Lawrah
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26th Apr 07 at 12:09   View Garage View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
"your fanny taste as bad as it smells?"

[Edited on 26-04-2007 by Lawrah]
Andy Stocker
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26th Apr 07 at 12:44   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Lawrah
"your fanny taste as bad as it smells?"

[Edited on 26-04-2007 by Lawrah]


You had that one before?
Lawrah
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26th Apr 07 at 12:46   View Garage View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Andy Stocker
quote:
Originally posted by Lawrah
"your fanny taste as bad as it smells?"

[Edited on 26-04-2007 by Lawrah]


You had that one before?


haha nope
Kurt
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26th Apr 07 at 12:50   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Lawrah
quote:
Originally posted by Andy Stocker
quote:
Originally posted by Lawrah
"your fanny taste as bad as it smells?"

[Edited on 26-04-2007 by Lawrah]


You had that one before?


haha nope


twice?
Fro
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26th Apr 07 at 12:56   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by smack
"get your coat,iv got a knife"


Guaranteed to work tbh.
Lawrah
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26th Apr 07 at 12:57   View Garage View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by fro-dizzle
quote:
Originally posted by smack
"get your coat,iv got a knife"


Guaranteed to work tbh.


that and a gun to the head work well
nathy_87
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26th Apr 07 at 14:48   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
nice legs, what time they open?
Tarrantino
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26th Apr 07 at 14:50   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by nathy_87
wanna go for a drink as friends?


tbh it didnt work on luigi, so im not overly confident about that one









[Edited on 26-04-2007 by Tarrantino]
Tom
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26th Apr 07 at 14:51   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Actually when I was a kid I got off with a girl, my opening sort of shout at her was 'have you got a license for those legs' she's a complete and utter stunner aswell (now )
nathy_87
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26th Apr 07 at 14:53   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Tarrantino
quote:
Originally posted by nathy_87
wanna go for a drink as friends?


tbh it didnt work on luigi, so im not overly confident about that one









[Edited on 26-04-2007 by Tarrantino]



not funny when you say it anymore taz,
Kellye
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26th Apr 07 at 15:04   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by corsa_tomtom1502
1) Did you fart, cause you blew me away.

2) Are your parents retarded, 'cause you sure are special.

3) My Love for you is like diarrhoea ... I can't hold it in.

4) Do you have a library card, 'cause I'd like to sign you out.

5) Is there a mirror in your pants? Because I can see myself in them.

6) If you and I were Squirrels, I'd store my nuts in your hole.

7) You might not be the best looking girl here, but beauty is only a
light switch away.

8 ) Man - Fat Penguin !
Woman - WHAT?
Man - I just wanted to say something that would break the ice.

9) I may not be Fred Flintstone, but I bet I can make your bed-rock.

10) I can't find my puppy, can you help me find him? I think he went into this cheap motel room.

11) Your eyes are as blue as window cleaner.

12) If you're going to regret this in the morning, we can sleep until
the afternoon.

13) Your face reminds me of a spanner, every time I think of it my nuts tighten up.

7 is the best


Omg they are good them haha just burst out laughing in the office so now everyone here has seen them hahaha
C2RL R
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27th Apr 07 at 11:37   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
update - "You might not be the best looking girl here, but beauty is only a
light switch away."
This does not work, tried last nite and got punched in the spuds. you have been warned!
Kurt
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27th Apr 07 at 11:40   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by C2RL R
update - "You might not be the best looking girl here, but beauty is only a
light switch away."
This does not work, tried last nite and got punched in the spuds. you have been warned!


C2RL R
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27th Apr 07 at 11:43   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
on a brighter note my pal tried the coat/knife one and the bird thought it was so funny she bought him a drink
liamC
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27th Apr 07 at 11:48   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Steve X16XE
I'm off out 2nite, so wanting some to use......

Good and Bad all welcome


"Rat out NOW"
corsa_chelle
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27th Apr 07 at 15:03   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by C2RL R
on a brighter note my pal tried the coat/knife one and the bird thought it was so funny she bought him a drink


why are girls doign this isn't it suppose to be the bloke that buys the girl a drink or am i being old fashioned

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