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Author I just killed something on the motorway :(
CorsaKen1
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24th Apr 07 at 08:57   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

I have only hit a fox which was bad enough as it made a terrible noise which I only assume was it's skull breaking - I felt bad and pulled over but twas very dead
Cosmo
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I hit a pheasent and it did £250ish worth of damage (dented bonnet, smashed up the grill and dented bumper)

I cant believe you stopped on the motorway and looked for it....did you want to become the next one to be hit or just get locked up for being mental?!!
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I remember hitting a little sparrow. Just saw it fly infront of my car looked it the rear view mirror to see a puff of feathers

A pidgeon once hit my wing mirror leaving it dangling off my car stupid fuckers, they can fly, why the hell are they getting hit by cars! Just fly higher
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ive killed, a snake, a bat and a rabbit





no pics of the rabbit though

[Edited on 24-04-2007 by Shane]
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Never hit anything so far, but my m8 come out of work and a cat must have been hiding in his engine bay.

He turned the engine over, the car died eye popped out n everything :sick:
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I was driving through thick for the other night, and suddenly 2 ears appeared running between my headlights, the rabbit veered left then a 'du-dum' felt guilty

also a few weeks back a flock of birds? were in the road, they all flew away except one, I pipped my horn and it disappeared under my car about a mile down the road, a bunch of feathers came out the back.

where did he go for the mile?

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how the fuck did u kill a snake did u run it over or stamp on it?

i've only ever been in a car that ran over a pidgeon and feathers shot out the back, made me laugh as it was like some cartoon with Wiley Coyote!
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quote:
Originally posted by AdZ9
how the fuck did u kill a snake did u run it over or stamp on it?

i've only ever been in a car that ran over a pidgeon and feathers shot out the back, made me laugh as it was like some cartoon with Wiley Coyote!


i ran the snake over on a quad, i thought it was a stick in the road, and the bat flew into my window screen and got caught under my window wiper
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I terminated the world's dumbest deer in my car.


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Originally posted by Dean_W
I hit 2 pheasants once in an old Scorpio. They have got to be the thickest animals living.

True they are stupid! When I used to out horse riding, they would just walk in front of you, not even attempt to dart into the long grass, so if I had a gun I would have had LOADS of time to get a shot

And instead of staying quiet when we rode past on the road, they would make a stupid loud sound, amd fly up from the bushes......
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I killed a badger once. It made a very large bang and smashed the bumper off of the car I was driving at the time.
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Originally posted by benji_2k5
Same friend also ran over a cat in his Nova and got it stuck in his Wheel arch, was pissing out blood and screaming which was a bit sickening

[Edited on 24-04-2007 by benji_2k5]


wish i never read that
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quote:
Originally posted by jake
quote:
Originally posted by benji_2k5
Same friend also ran over a cat in his Nova and got it stuck in his Wheel arch, was pissing out blood and screaming which was a bit sickening

[Edited on 24-04-2007 by benji_2k5]


wish i never read that


it was only a cat, they arent real animals anyway!
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Originally posted by nathy_87
me and the missus driving back from b'ham all on the country roads, and saw a family of ducks so she made me brake


so if your girlfriend didnt tell you to brake you would have run them over?

fucking pranny
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quote:
Originally posted by jake
quote:
Originally posted by nathy_87
me and the missus driving back from b'ham all on the country roads, and saw a family of ducks so she made me brake


so if your girlfriend didnt tell you to brake you would have run them over?

fucking pranny


I would if it meant having to slam on and possibly cause an accident.
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Highway code tells you NOT to brake, ever, for animals.
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Originally posted by Robin
Highway code tells you NOT to brake, ever, for animals.


certain animals you can for, Im not sure what they are though. I know a cat isnt one.
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260: If you are involved in an accident which causes damage or injury to any other person, vehicle, animal or property, you MUST

stop
give your own and the vehicle owner's name and address, and the registration number of the vehicle, to anyone having reasonable grounds for requiring them
if you do not give your name and address at the time of the accident, report the accident to the police as soon as reasonably practicable, and in any case within 24 hours.

190: Animals. When passing animals, drive slowly. Give them plenty of room and be ready to stop. Do not scare animals by sounding your horn or revving your engine. Look out for animals being led or ridden on the road and take extra care and keep your speed down at left-hand bends and on narrow country roads. If a road is blocked by a herd of animals, stop and switch off your engine until they have left the road. Watch out for animals on unfenced roads.
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quote:
Originally posted by jake
260: If you are involved in an accident which causes damage or injury to any other person, vehicle, animal or property, you MUST stop give your own and the vehicle owner's name and address, and the registration number of the vehicle, to anyone having reasonable grounds for requiring them
if you do not give your name and address at the time of the accident, report the accident to the police as soon as reasonably practicable, and in any case within 24 hours.

190: Animals. When passing animals, drive slowly. Give them plenty of room and be ready to stop. Do not scare animals by sounding your horn or revving your engine. Look out for animals being led or ridden on the road and take extra care and keep your speed down at left-hand bends and on narrow country roads. If a road is blocked by a herd of animals, stop and switch off your engine until they have left the road. Watch out for animals on unfenced roads.



neither of those points are really relavent. Your not going to stop and tuck your details under the mother ducks wing are you. Or in the remains of the cat which could be from any house within a mile radius.
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I see those points Jake, but neither are telling you to brake to avoid animals...

It tells you not to jam your brakes on, not to swerve.
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of course they fucking are. Robin said the highway code states you shouldnt brake for any animal when the second point contradicts that. If the cat, etc isnt dead the humane thing to do is take it to a vet in that case.
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I wouldnt swerve on a busy road, i'd hit the animal.
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i hit once hit a cat, i had slowed down and it just clipped my front bumper at about 20 so it was fine and ran off.

some these stories made me laugh, even though i know i shouldn't be

[Edited on 24-04-2007 by andy1868]
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quote:
Originally posted by jake
of course they fucking are. Robin said the highway code states you shouldnt brake for any animal when the second point contradicts that. If the cat, etc isnt dead the humane thing to do is take it to a vet in that case.


I says slow down when herded animals, or ridden animals are about. It says nothing about swerving or breaking not to hit animals, or taking them to the vets.
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TBF, if the animal isn't dead, it deserves to suffer for walking on the fucking motorway. IMO.

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