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Author Women are strange creatures (long story warning)
Sam
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quote:
Originally posted by Sam


why are you angry dammit
Sam
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If I was a Preem I'd post this up in the lounge, but I ain't so no pics!
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then u2u
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quote:
Originally posted by Hamish
the only words i picked out of that were ex, slut and kiss


I think were missing some pics


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kick her in the minge and be done with it, shes just trying to mind fuck you.
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quote:
Originally posted by willay
kick her in the minge and be done with it, shes just trying to mind fuck you.


So ass fuck her, kick her in the minge and take a pic.


Everyones a winner
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drax that is some kent thuggery right there
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Show her that banned gif! you know with the dude pointing! she'll stay away for sure but do us all a favour and fuck her just once more.. get it out of your system!
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dont be a joker, she isnt worth it.
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if she hurt u in the past sam, time for revenge. Get your dick wet then just as shes going to cum whip it out unload on her face and say u left the car running... Proceed to jog on and ignore her
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Sam get on my nigga
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i reckon his making this up, tbh, you wouldnt just keep going on about her and not put pics up

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[Edited on 05-04-2007 by nathy_87]
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quote:
Originally posted by drax
quote:
Originally posted by willay
kick her in the minge and be done with it, shes just trying to mind fuck you.


So ass fuck her, kick her in the minge and take a pic.


Everyones a winner


Or donkey punch her
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Pics of said phone box?
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thought you said the story was long i had a cuppa ready!!! quite dissapointed actually, just give her one more f**k for the team

[Edited on 05-04-2007 by nathy_87]
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PMSL

Yeah she is a head fuck, she has been sending me some 'suggestive' text messages this morning, I sent off putting replies such as "really? that's nice. At the moment I'm just taking a shit. It's a bit runny - shall I send you a pic?"
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quote:
Originally posted by nathy_87
i reckon his making this up, tbh, you wouldnt just keep going on about her and not put pics up

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[Edited on 05-04-2007 by nathy_87]


maybe he is ashamed as she is really a he
Sam
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She moans/complains/bitches too much to be a man!
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thats just a typical women, cosmo its getting old now lol

i reckon you should put her number up here and see what happens

[Edited on 05-04-2007 by nathy_87]
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Willay have you moved?
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I cant comment on anyone elses ex's but all mine except one was nutters, i have done many since except the best one as shes well ......erm decent lol


fuck em- literally, it does you good emptying your sack. just ignore phone calls and texts after, jobs a good en
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You should have sex with her. Then leave but come back a couple of minutes later saying "Shit I dropped my prescription for HIV pills, is it here?" then go about your normal life
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Pics of phone box

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