Jamie Walby
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dave, i want to put my willy in you.
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--Dave--
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ffs Jamie when will you learn?
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Jamie Walby
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TBH I went out for a mtes birthday last night. I got to work at 1 im still drunk and my breath smells like arse.
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--Dave--
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lovely mate. That was like me Saturday morning, all I could taste was wine and cider... not nice at all. I brushed my teeth twice though 
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Tom
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quote:
Originally posted by Jamie Walby
TBH I went out for a mtes birthday last night. I got to work at 1 im still drunk and my breath smells like arse.
Does this excuse your flirtation with dave 
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Jamie Walby
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ive brushed my teeth thrice and it still tastes like someone has taken a dump in my mouth.
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Jamie Walby
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quote:
Originally posted by Tom
quote:
Originally posted by Jamie Walby
TBH I went out for a mtes birthday last night. I got to work at 1 im still drunk and my breath smells like arse.
Does this excuse your flirtation with dave
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Tom
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quote:
Originally posted by Jamie Walby
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Originally posted by Tom
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Originally posted by Jamie Walby
TBH I went out for a mtes birthday last night. I got to work at 1 im still drunk and my breath smells like arse.
Does this excuse your flirtation with dave
I've told you once jamie...ONLY with me 
Please get back in here
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jay kay
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 best thread evahhh
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Jamie Walby
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TBH last night we went to a club ive never been to before. I decided id try get into VIP.
Bouncer 'sorry mate, you cant go in there'
me 'do you know who I am?'
Bouncer 'no'
me 'I own more property in Bournemouth than anyone, in 3 1/2 months time im forcasted to make £3million in the redevelopment of the IMAX cinema'
Bouncer 'oh, well how many of you are there, I suppose I can let 10 of you through'
It was shitter in there than it was in the non VIP.
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Brett
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quote:
Originally posted by --Dave--
In a bid to keep my spirits up I've decided to just eat shit loads of food.
Have you split up with your bird, dave?
Sorry, behind the times 
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Jamie Walby
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Yes. She dumped him, although he WILL tell you otherwise.
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James
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quote:
Originally posted by Jamie Walby
TBH last night we went to a club ive never been to before. I decided id try get into VIP.
Bouncer 'sorry mate, you cant go in there'
me 'do you know who I am?'
Bouncer 'no'
me 'I own more property in Bournemouth than anyone, in 3 1/2 months time im forcasted to make £3million in the redevelopment of the IMAX cinema'
Bouncer 'oh, well how many of you are there, I suppose I can let 10 of you through'
It was shitter in there than it was in the non VIP.
Where was that?
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Brett
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I didn't wanna say anything, but she was a minger anyway, dave.
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Jamie Walby
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quote:
Originally posted by James
quote:
Originally posted by Jamie Walby
TBH last night we went to a club ive never been to before. I decided id try get into VIP.
Bouncer 'sorry mate, you cant go in there'
me 'do you know who I am?'
Bouncer 'no'
me 'I own more property in Bournemouth than anyone, in 3 1/2 months time im forcasted to make £3million in the redevelopment of the IMAX cinema'
Bouncer 'oh, well how many of you are there, I suppose I can let 10 of you through'
It was shitter in there than it was in the non VIP.
Where was that?
Censo. The vip is just a rope with a big leather chair round it.
It really was shit
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James
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Censo is of SHIT
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Jamie Walby
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Originally posted by loafofbrett
I didn't wanna say anything, but she was a minger anyway, dave.
Daves no oil painting either though is he.
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Jamie Walby
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quote:
Originally posted by James
Censo is of SHIT
it was my first and hopefully my last visit.
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--Dave--
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FPMSL!!
I turn my back to do some work for 2 minutes and come back to this
It was a mutual split loafofbrett. We both just had enough of each other.
Jamie is right though  I'm no stunner.
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Jamie Walby
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Of course im right you fucking ugly cunt
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James
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I dont believe you did some work Dave, you are of LAZY FUCK
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Jamie Walby
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ive done very little work today.
I just want my breath to stop smelling this bad.
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--Dave--
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get some fucking mints then you dozy cunt
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--Dave--
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you do make me wonder sometimes Jamie. Sometimes I think to myself, how the fuck can someone be so dumb.
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Jamie Walby
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dont think ive tried that you twat
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