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Whittie
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31st Mar 07 at 23:57   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
probably already has last night tbh
Ben G
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31st Mar 07 at 23:58   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
LOL. no she is not of kinky
sam-smith
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split up with her. leave her to cry for a bit. then say april fools.

then tell us if your still together! haha

joking. ler her tyres down
Whittie
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anal yse her.

[Edited on 01-04-2007 by Whittie]
Ben G
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she doesn't drive. i'm her taxi
CorsAsh
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Melt some chocolate, and smear it on your thighs as she sleeps, spoon up behind her, then when it's all nice and smeared, wake her up with a loud "OH MY FUCKING GOD YOU SHAT ON ME!!!"
Whittie
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LOL
Robin
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sam-smith
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DO THAT!
drunkenfool
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quote:
Originally posted by Robin
tape her eyes shut.
Robbo
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I live near a town called Witney and the local guts-ache reported that Whitney Houston was coming over for a ceremony with the Mayor and that she had demanded they change the name to Whitney



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Ben G
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just did sam-smith's idea and told her t was over between us she started crying even though i could hardly keep a straight face
CorsAsh
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Our local led with a story saying that a Warwickshire man had made history by breeding the first red daffodil, which he had named the "Loof Lirpa".
Rob E
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quote:
Originally posted by Whittie
popcorn in exhaust.


damn ive just though, could have played a nice aprils fool joke on someone......
Robbo
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quote:
Originally posted by CorsAsh
Melt some chocolate, and smear it on your thighs as she sleeps, spoon up behind her, then when it's all nice and smeared, wake her up with a loud "OH MY FUCKING GOD YOU SHAT ON ME!!!"

Mix in some crunchy peanut butter too for that real effct
Robin
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Daimo and Nathy_87 are April fools.
sam-smith
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you tight cunt!!! haha
CorsAsh
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quote:
Originally posted by KROOZUK-BEN
just did sam-smith's idea and told her t was over between us she started crying even though i could hardly keep a straight face


No you didn't though.

Hurry up and do the Fake Poo Accident Scenario.
Whittie
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nob-end.
Ben G
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as much as i would enjoy the fake-poo idea, i don't know how i could explain to my mum why there is brown stuff all over my sheets
Robin
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Just tell her you're on smack.
sam-smith
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choclate body paste gone wrong
Whittie
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quote:
Originally posted by KROOZUK-BEN
as much as i would enjoy the fake-poo idea, i don't know how i could explain to my mum why there is brown stuff all over my sheets

Just say the truth, would be funny.
CorsAsh
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quote:
Originally posted by KROOZUK-BEN
as much as i would enjoy the fake-poo idea, i don't know how i could explain to my mum why there is brown stuff all over my sheets
My mum would see the funny side, maybe yours would too?
Tommy
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If ure Mrs wears heals cut a bit off one of them so she walks round all day with a gangster bowl.

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