CorsAsh
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Registered: 19th Apr 02
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Say:
"I'm really flattered you feel that way but, well, I'm about a 7 on the hotness scale, and you're only a 4, there's just too much of a gap between us. Maybe you could try dating a bulldog? Or a Staffy?
I have Alex Mcmann's number if you're interested in effeminate Scots..."
That'd work IMO.
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Eck
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Registered: 17th Apr 06
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Fuck off Ash you twat 
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Tommy L
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Registered: 21st Aug 06
Location: Northampton Drives: Audi wagon
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doing a good job whittie 
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Matt H
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Location: South Yorkshire
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quote:
Originally posted by Ian
quote:
Originally posted by fir3vip3r
thought u didnt like her 
Obviously - otherwise she would be upstairs of course.
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andy1868
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Registered: 22nd Jun 06
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ash has got my vote on this
if we've resorted to silly answers, whittie, do her up the pooper then get rid, win win i say.
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CorsAsh
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It's not a silly answer!! WOuld that not accomplish the goal?
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andy1868
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Registered: 22nd Jun 06
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i know whittie does some crazy things but i can't see him rating himself a 7 on the hot scale, he'd be giving himself a 9 easy, probably even a 10 
[Edited on 25-03-2007 by andy1868]
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CorsAsh
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He's not Dave17...
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Whittie
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Registered: 11th Aug 06
Location: North Wales Drives: BMW, Corsa & Fiat
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Shes gone 
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SVM 286
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Registered: 13th Feb 05
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Tell her you have AIDS, or that you only ever practice anal sex, bukake and fisting, usually in threesomes and that you never have and never will use condoms.
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Lawrah
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good aids or bad aids?
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Whittie
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Registered: 11th Aug 06
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quote:
Originally posted by SVM 286
Tell her you have AIDS, or that you only ever practice anal sex, bukake and fisting, usually in threesomes and that you never have and never will use condoms.
You mean the truth?
Well, shes gone now.
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Whittie
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Registered: 11th Aug 06
Location: North Wales Drives: BMW, Corsa & Fiat
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quote:
Originally posted by Lawrah
good aids or bad aids?
Good nice and fluffy aids of course.
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Rob E
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Registered: 1st Jan 06
Location: Madeley, Stafford....I want to live back in Wales!
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quote:
Originally posted by Whittie
James, 
Robin, she's the one that sends all the texts, and calls me etc etc
Is it an excessive amount of calls and texts? her name aint janine by any chance is it?? (my ex with the pink astra)
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Whittie
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Registered: 11th Aug 06
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You actually got rid of her now mate?
You diddn't happen to be on the retail park about 20-30 mins ago did you? Saw about 5 cars there, went through mcdonalds, and realised it was 12 o clock not 11! 
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Rob E
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 was out earlier, i heard u were terrorising my mates back bumper through town earlier the shediest black punto ever haha. Did you see remains of the bath we towed round in the car park? was funny as fook. I passed you in town earlier tonight by bog island, i did beep as i went past but dont think u saw me
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Whittie
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Registered: 11th Aug 06
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What car were you in?
Yeah, I was behind the punto, then infront The exhaust was actually sparking at me  What did he say?
No i diddn't see a bath
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SVM 286
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quote:
Originally posted by Lawrah
good aids or bad aids?
Stinky AIDS Lawrah. The worst kind.
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CorsAsh
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Registered: 19th Apr 02
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Summer AIDS. Like the Von Trapps had.
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Rob E
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In the chav, the exhaust is hillarious on the back of the punto, u notice it was sittin sideways? He jsut asked who drives a black corsa with MEY at the end of the plate and i though of you xxx
Ill send u the video of the bath on msn in a min, we almost killed my mate when he smashed into the curb at 30mph!
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SVM 286
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quote:
Originally posted by CorsAsh
Summer AIDS. Like the Von Trapps had.
I thought that was the Isley Brothers
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Whittie
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Registered: 11th Aug 06
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I see that punto EVERYWHERE at night, the exhaust cracks me up.
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CorsAsh
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quote:
Originally posted by SVM 286
quote:
Originally posted by CorsAsh
Summer AIDS. Like the Von Trapps had.
I thought that was the Isley Brothers
Nah, you obviously don't remember the lyrics
"The hills are aliiive, with the sound of AIDS medication drips..."
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Gary
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Registered: 22nd Nov 06
Location: West Yorkshire
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Kick her in the fanneh
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Whittie
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Registered: 11th Aug 06
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Indeed
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