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Skylined
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23rd Mar 07 at 19:57   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
no quite refreshing actually...bit naughty but nice

shud try it sometime
topshot_2k
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23rd Mar 07 at 19:58   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
yes, yes i might


its rare that said situation comes along,
Mistamist
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23rd Mar 07 at 19:58   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Had to have an emergency poo in the back of my van today, luckily i carry a spare roll of loo paper due to some customers being pikeys and using low grade lidl paper.

Bin bag in a bucket: can kick up a bit of a stink so airing the van post shite is obligatory, tie a knot in the bag then either bury it, or launch it at high speed out of the window whilst on the move.
topshot_2k
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23rd Mar 07 at 19:59   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
i would have found nearest yobs/chavs and launched it
Mark330d
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23rd Mar 07 at 20:59   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
i hate the toilet roll thats feels like 400 grit sandpaper:@
James
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23rd Mar 07 at 21:00   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Mark330d
i hate the toilet roll thats feels like 400 grit sandpaper:@


You've used the toilets in Wickes too?
topshot_2k
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23rd Mar 07 at 21:00   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
like tracing paper?
--Dave--
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23rd Mar 07 at 21:01   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
fuck off Topshit
James
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23rd Mar 07 at 21:01   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
I had a top shit today.

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topshot_2k
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23rd Mar 07 at 21:02   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
make me, thought you was off out anyway.
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23rd Mar 07 at 22:14   View Garage View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Phantom poo's are the ultimate in manly pleasures The ones that sink the splash guard are the worst Splashbacks are then iminant
topshot_2k
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cold piss on your ring
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23rd Mar 07 at 22:17   View Garage View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Exactly. Heartbreaking.
topshot_2k
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23rd Mar 07 at 22:20   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
TBH im going to warm the bog seat up now. might take a copy of custom PC.

goodnight
MikeE
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24th Mar 07 at 19:23   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
fpmsl at the topic
A1EX
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24th Mar 07 at 19:28   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
had to hold one in last night whilst watchin 300 at the cinema, didnt want to miss any of the film, was also with a chick so didnt wanna make it obvious by leaving for 5 mins.....
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24th Mar 07 at 19:36   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
my boss shat in his hard hat yesterday whilst in a traffic jam and ended pissing all over the seat lol he rang me up just to let me know. He thought it was hilarious
MikeE
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24th Mar 07 at 20:10   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by mattfiesta
my boss shat in his hard hat yesterday whilst in a traffic jam and ended pissing all over the seat lol he rang me up just to let me know. He thought it was hilarious


about as much use as a hard hat is lol

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