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Tom
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6th Mar 07 at 13:47   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
They call mine the crane, you need to start using supplements to take that step up from 'winch' ash
Colin
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I'll give Jade a monkey face next time she's round
CorsAsh
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quote:
Originally posted by Tom
They call mine the crane, you need to start using supplements to take that step up from 'winch' ash


I'm past winch mate, up to hydraulic ram status now. But yeah, final push needed to get myself a contract with Ainscough.
Liam
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Tom
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TBH i'm trying to get a scholarship to get with JCB.

Some girl my mate works with was talking (classily) about one of her boyfriends who she slept with whilst very drunk a few weeks ago.

She said he was hung like a mole and described him as 'machine gunning' her
Tom
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quote:
Originally posted by Colin
I'll give Jade a monkey face next time she's round


I nearly asked for pics then
Cosmo
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quote:
Originally posted by CorsAsh
final push needed to get myself a contract with Ainscough.


[uselessinfo] I used to be mates with the son of the guy that owns (owned?) Ainscough [/uselessinfo]
Tom
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[usefulinfo ] Some lad i know's dad own butlers skip hire [usefulinfo]

Good rates in the mersyside area
Shane
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spider man im my fav, cum in your hand and chuck it at ya bird like spiderman lol
Scott M
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Pirate: shoot load in ladies eye then kick her in the shin so she chases you with one eye closed, limping shouting arrrgghh!
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lumpkin: getting a bj while having a sh*t LMAO
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quote:
Originally posted by Cosmo
quote:
Originally posted by CorsAsh
final push needed to get myself a contract with Ainscough.


[uselessinfo] I used to be mates with the son of the guy that owns (owned?) Ainscough [/uselessinfo]


[uselessinfo] Martin Ainscough, the MD of Ainscough cranes came to my school on an open day, and after I'd shown him round our yacht building project, sorted a deal to load the boat onto a trailer and take it to be launched when it's completed. [/uselessinfo]
Cupra Steve
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Thats the sickest thing i've ever heard, i doubt the misses will appreciate it.
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penetrating her with the front suspension leg of a 106gti to make her "better in the twisties" is worse IMO.

[Edited on 06-03-2007 by CorsAsh]
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I cant belive I am reading this... and my college server has let this thorugh its filter! Wont let me view my project page tho...

Ah well, sick but funny.
Tom
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quote:
Originally posted by CorsAsh
peneterating her with the front suspension leg of a 106gti to make her "better in the twisties" is worse IMO.


FPMSL
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Cincinati Bowtie every time!
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quote:
Originally posted by Scott M
Pirate: shoot load in ladies eye then kick her in the shin so she chases you with one eye closed, limping shouting arrrgghh!


Evil, horrid and cruel, but
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quote:
Originally posted by Crutey
Cincinati Bowtie every time!


More info please
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I did a thread like this about munging, and it got deleted
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Is that where you smear ur finger through ur but crack then rub it under someones nose?
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no, you dig up a corpse with your mates, all spunk inside it, then 1 person puts their mouth over the vagina, and another jumps on the stomach.........you can guess what happens..........
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Fuck, you would have to be seriously disturbed to even think such a thing, let alone do it..........
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quote:
Originally posted by GT4Brody
Is that where you smear ur finger through ur but crack then rub it under someones nose?


N'ah, that's a Dirty Sanchez Brody.
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