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MEGAlol!
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quote:
Originally posted by loafofbrett
Next time izzy's having a bath i'm gonna spray it in her eyes to witness the outcome first hand.


I'm sure the results will be poetic. Please take a pic or video. Video preferably.
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quote:
Originally posted by fir3vip3r
pics of you with liquids on your face TBH







i swear im not gay

[Edited on 28-02-2007 by fir3vip3r]


No chance
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quote:
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Originally posted by Eckmcmann
This is not random Alex. It is a warning to hair washers everywhere, Johnsons No More Tears is a SCANDAL!


Oh shit, just realised what you were on about.

I agree it stings like f.


What on Earth did you think I was meaning
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quote:
Originally posted by Eckmcmann
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Originally posted by fir3vip3r
pics of you with liquids on your face TBH







i swear im not gay

[Edited on 28-02-2007 by fir3vip3r]


No chance


what do i have to do dammit
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quote:
Originally posted by Eckmcmann
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Originally posted by Whittie
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Originally posted by Eckmcmann
This is not random Alex. It is a warning to hair washers everywhere, Johnsons No More Tears is a SCANDAL!


Oh shit, just realised what you were on about.

I agree it stings like f.


What on Earth did you think I was meaning


I diddn't to be honest. I diddn't even read your first post
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quote:
Originally posted by Eckmcmann
Is utter bollocks. Sprayed directly into the eye it stings like buggery


FPML!!! Thats really made me smile today!!!
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I bet it wasnt really shampoo, It was actually Scotch Whiskey
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Pete you are a sick man. Steve, glad it made you smile mate nearly made me cry
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Eck, does Highland Spring mineral water come out of your shower?


The water is brown.
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You are both sick individuals.
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I'm serious. My experience of Scotland was brown water in the taps and shower
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What do you have for tea tonight Eck?
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Haggis.
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Whittie overstepped the line.
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Always do to be fair
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Haggis, Tatties and Thistle soup? :drool:
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I also heard a bizaar rumour that Eck enjoys football from time to time.
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Pete G T F I'm having pizza. No neeps, or tatties, or anything at all Scottish except for Irn Bru.
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WTF is a neep?
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Good lad Whittie. It is a turnip Robert.
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quote:
Originally posted by Robin
I'm serious. My experience of Scotland was brown water in the taps and shower


Were these taps and shower in a sewage disposal place by any chance?

Our water is the dogs cahoonies, so much so you lot nick it

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