Whittie
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Registered: 11th Aug 06
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 I'll take a pic of it and you'll understand.
It's in a shopping centre, have to go to the customer one in the centre if I need to go
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Whittie
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Found one on the internet
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Aaron
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Registered: 9th Aug 04
Location: Cottingham, East Riding
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I take a dump at work while talking to people on MSN on my PDA 
When i'm finished, i tell them what i've just been doing 
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aim1
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Registered: 26th Jun 06
Location: Kent
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Nevermind a poo, my mate is temping in a solicitors and walked through the whole office carrying Nuts magazine to go and knock one out in the toilet. 15 minutes later he walked back through slightly hot and bothered. Now thats confidence.
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Fro
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quote:
Originally posted by aim1
Nevermind a poo, my mate is temping in a solicitors and walked through the whole office carrying Nuts magazine to go and knock one out in the toilet. 15 minutes later he walked back through slightly hot and bothered. Now thats confidence.
That's crossing the line IMO
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Whittie
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ShEp
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Registered: 9th Aug 05
Location: Dingwall, Highland
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worst one is when your sitting doing one yourself and someone comes into the cubicle next to you,
you sit there trying to be all quiet, and the guy in the next one lets out an all mighty parp and a splash,
im sorry but sometimes i cant but laugh 
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STEvieXE
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Registered: 21st Jan 03
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i always had a phobia of this and never had done it until last year when i found out i had irritable bowel and really couldnt hold anymore plus i moved to a workplace twice as far away and therefore had more travel time so was away from home for more of the day and was.am working longer hours.
not so bad when u get used to it. guys in my work are disgusting and dont try to hide it at all...
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VegasPhil
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quote:
Originally posted by ShEp
worst one is when your sitting doing one yourself and someone comes into the cubicle next to you,
you sit there trying to be all quiet, and the guy in the next one lets out an all mighty parp and a splash,
im sorry but sometimes i cant but laugh
THIS IS WHAT I MEANT INITIALLY!
This guy didn't care that I was stood in there. Even nodded to me before dissapearing into the cubicle and letting all hell break loose. 
Luckily the Hand Drier was within easy reach.
Corsa 2.0 16v Vegas - Sold
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M2RTY
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quote:
Originally posted by James
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Originally posted by KROOZUK-BEN
does anyone leave a floater there and not pull the chain?
Pull the chain? Are you from the victorian times?
1895 rang, they want their toilet back
[Edited on 26-02-2007 by M2RTY]
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M2RTY
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i fill my toilet with bog roll then lay a huge one on top of the bog roll so it stays out the water, smell lasts lots longer that way
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Tiesto
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I love CS, you get true insights into peoples lives
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12vMatt
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quote:
Originally posted by M2RTY
i fill my toilet with bog roll then lay a huge one on top of the bog roll so it stays out the water, smell lasts lots longer that way
i do that to prevent splashback
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Matt L
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fpmsl at this thread.
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Whittie
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quote:
Originally posted by Tiesto
I love CS, you get true insights into peoples lives
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Whittie
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quote:
Originally posted by 12vMatt
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Originally posted by M2RTY
i fill my toilet with bog roll then lay a huge one on top of the bog roll so it stays out the water, smell lasts lots longer that way
i do that to prevent splashback
Just poo on the side of the pan, nobody will know who left their mark
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Tiesto
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Our toilet was made into a disabled toilet so if its a big one you got a handle/bar to help push it out and give stability
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ed
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Registered: 10th Sep 03
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I used to enjoy taking a poo at work. Especially if I was hungover 
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mk4_astra
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Registered: 15th Oct 03
Location: aylesbury,bucks
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quote:
Originally posted by ed
I used to enjoy taking a poo at work. Especially if I was hungover
i used to get satisfaction going for the hangover poo and watching people use it afterwards
(was just 1 tiolet nearby that everyone used to use rather than walking to the main ones)
my fun was cut short though when i put to much paper in the water to stop splashbacks, and the tiolet blocked the paper and poo combo wouldnt shift and people either used to walk straight back out or just piss in it.
wasnt a pretty sight by the end of the day
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ed
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Classy
So, the summery is, there is nothing better than going for a poop at work.
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Carl
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Originally posted by loafofbrett
I always shit at work, 2, maybe 3 times a day
Nothing like getting paid to have a shit 
agreed. 
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mav
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Registered: 19th Jun 01
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I don't have a problem with it..Although I like to make sure there is no one in cubicle next to me...Also I don't come out if I know there is ppl at the urinals/sink, then they would know it was me that stunk the place up and was making all those noises
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topshot_2k
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quote:
Originally posted by mav
I don't have a problem with it..Although I like to make sure there is no one in cubicle next to me...Also I don't come out if I know there is ppl at the urinals/sink, then they would know it was me that stunk the place up and was making all those noises
have you ever crept into the toilets quietly and the guy in the shitter thought it was empty and bang you bust the culprit who stinks the bogs out i have done it a twice now, they just look at the ground
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AdZ9
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quote:
Originally posted by topshot_2k
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Originally posted by mav
I don't have a problem with it..Although I like to make sure there is no one in cubicle next to me...Also I don't come out if I know there is ppl at the urinals/sink, then they would know it was me that stunk the place up and was making all those noises
have you ever crept into the toilets quietly and the guy in the shitter thought it was empty and bang you bust the culprit who stinks the bogs out i have done it a twice now, they just look at the ground
hahahah i love doing that. At my work theres on toilet on each floor (3 floors) and it has one cubicle and one urinal. when you walk in and someones having a shit it goes silent, you know there holding it in so you don't hear them. So i pretend to wash my hands and use the drier, open the door as if i've gone and just stand in the doorway for 5 secs or so, and you hear them release it all then just cough or make a noise and you know they are cringing in there! Funny thing is i do the same if im in the cubicle though, but sometimes you just cant hold the mother of all farts in, and you let it go when someones using cubicle and theres an awkward silence after :-(
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topshot_2k
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