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pdwhelan
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Registered: 25th Sep 06
Location: Wigan
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23rd Feb 07 at 21:39   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Vodka doesnt smell of anything.. does it?...

i used to ring in and say i have problems with my tooth so i have an emergency dentist.. then i would go back to sleep at my girlfriends in liverpool .. once phoned up because i had an unusualy huge ball sack! phoned in and how the fuck do you explain such a thing, i said i might have mumps because i have a huge jaw and huge errrmm balls. ( i didnt even say testicals to the lady on the phone) she just said ohh ohh yeh well just make sure by the hospital. few days later i was taken to hospital by ambulance because i couldnt move due to having mumps. turned out i also had viral meningitus and problems with my pancrious (spelling) was in hospital for 4 days having docs and nurses play with my sack! hated being there but i didnt mind one of the lady docs doing a scan on the sack. felt quite nice but seing her face when she was looking at the screen scared me a bit lol

[Edited on 23-02-2007 by pdwhelan]
mk4_astra
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Registered: 15th Oct 03
Location: aylesbury,bucks
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23rd Feb 07 at 21:48   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
at my old work someone phoned in and said he snapped his banjo string with an older woman the night before and was in too much pain to come in
Tommy L
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Registered: 21st Aug 06
Location: Northampton Drives: Audi wagon
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23rd Feb 07 at 23:15   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
said i was suffering from a severe case of thrush

[Edited on 23-02-2007 by corsa_tomtom1502]
gavin18787
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Registered: 22nd Feb 05
Location: Basildon, Essex
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24th Feb 07 at 11:54   View Garage View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by mk4_astra
at my old work someone phoned in and said he snapped his banjo string with an older woman the night before and was in too much pain to come in


That was used by someone where i used to work. But after hearing the details i dont wish that on anyone

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SVM 286
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Registered: 13th Feb 05
Location: pain
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24th Feb 07 at 12:15   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by STEvieXE
i took a sicky once in 11 years of working and that was for circumstances totally beyond my control where going into work would have been a very very bad choice that nite


Hmm, intriguing.
richardworrall
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Registered: 20th Sep 05
Location: Derby
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24th Feb 07 at 12:30   View Garage View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
i took a sickie once a few years back when the eclipse happened in this country. Really wanted to go down Cornwall to see it so got down there day before and rang work to tell em i wasnt very well and wouldnt be coming in and just my luck, a seagull starts squarking on the roof of the phonebox, never finished a conversation so quick in my life. Got away with it though.
Andy Stocker
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24th Feb 07 at 13:42   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Fee
I just ran out of work once!
All the managers had gone to a meeting and I was still shit faced so got up and left
I blame Andy Stocker, Dez and Dale for that!
I went home for a nap and when I woke up I didnt even remember that I had been in work


Hehehehe
Ian S
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24th Feb 07 at 16:22   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
One friend of mine has used insomnia, and another sunstroke when he was pale as fuck and hadnt been sunny
stuartmitchell
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Registered: 24th Apr 04
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24th Feb 07 at 17:13   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
"still in Magaluf...plane delayed" really I was sleeping next to the toilet throwing up on myself

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