Ant
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thats an insane amount of paper and £87 they seen him comming!!
You are duty bound to do something with it.
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tom_simes
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I agree with Rob - remove all the paper and just hide it in a cupboard.
When she opens the boxes, tell her to report it to the delivery company, as the obviously have a driver who needed 15000 sheets of paper.
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corb
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burn it 
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corb
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they call me Mr Imaginative btw 
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Kurt
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if you had more boxes i would suggest making an arm chair from them! but with the limited supplies i reccomend making a couple 100000 snowflakes!! lol
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andy1868
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i quite like the idea of a fortress. tell her dad that she didn't get enough and to order some more then make extensions to the battlements as they arrive 
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Haimsey
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 its been there nearly 5 hours and she still doesnt know what to do with it fook think its staying there IT WILL have something done to it if it is there in the morning  shes a messy cow as it is
Marcy Marc 
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Sam
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Throw ALL of those boxes at her, and if she is still alive, repeat as necessary until she has been dispatched to the next life.
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Jules S
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Jack her car up, pop one box under jacking points and remove the wheels 
Hide wheels and ransom them for free paper for the rest of the year
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andy1868
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get the packs out of the boxes and replace her matress with them
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Eck
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Free toilet paper 
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Whittie
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Take the packs out & just build a really high wall when she's in her room just outside her door
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andy1868
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what whittie said but with actual bricks
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Ant
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quote:
Originally posted by Jules S
Jack her car up, pop one box under jacking points and remove the wheels
Hide wheels and ransom them for free paper for the rest of the year
Do this but stack wheels up outside her door.
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Whittie
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quote:
Originally posted by andy1868
what whittie said but with actual bricks
What would she do with the paper then?
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andy1868
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rip it up into confetti and celebrate?
who cares, bricking up her door would be a reet laugh
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Kurt
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beat her to death with a wad! lol
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gavin18787
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that cost a bit is he stupid (or very rich) as he must no nothing constructive is going to happen with it
also if he posted it how much did that cost
PS if she drives Jules idea will be great as it dosent mean your pointlessly wasting it either  
Drives supercharged Tec with torque 
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Whittie
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quote:
Originally posted by Whittie
Take the packs out & just build a really high wall when she's in her room just outside her door
Either do this, buy a shredder, and put a shit load of shreadings outside her room
I have a spare one from argos. I will send it you if needed.
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gavin18787
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Its a waste but paper shredding would be cool proper messy and annoying
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Eck
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put one through another persons window.
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Sam
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Set fire to the paper and minimise this winter's heating bills?
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Eck
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Nail her window shut, and pile them in front of her door, THEN set fire to them.
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Whittie
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quote:
Originally posted by Eckmcmann
Nail her window shut, and pile them in front of her door, THEN set fire to them.
Thought you said "Nail Her" to start with then
Really though Marc.
Do something, and make sure you get pics
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pdwhelan
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write on every single piece of paper and both sides. might take a few years though.
[Edited on 10-01-2007 by pdwhelan]
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