mwg
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too many good ones 
Always remember the one where he isn't allowed to swear and then steps on a nail sticking out of a bit of wood oh deary me
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Sam
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quote:
Originally posted by Matty G
too many good ones
Always remember the one where he isn't allowed to swear and then steps on a nail sticking out of a bit of wood oh deary me
"Oh... Fiddle-dee-dee!" LMFAO
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mwg
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Russ
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ralph : principle skinner and mrs. crabapple were in the cupcoard making babies and i saw one of the babies and he waved at me
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Sam
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That was on tonight on Sky 1!
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Russ
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Originally posted by Sam
That was on tonight on Sky 1!
was it? lol i love that episode
another thing that made me laugh today was when i was watching jackass 2.
Steve-o : dont worry wee man, i'd never let them use a card throwing machine on you
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LeeM
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paint.... my.... CHICKENCOOP!!!!
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antmashed
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"Just because I dont care, doesnt mean I dont understand"
my favorite LMAO 
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Reedy
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Homer: So Hugh, have you heard all the latest American jokes.. uuh, here's a good one. Pull my finger!
Hugh: Haha, yes we have that one in England too, Mr. Simpson.
Homer: I said pull my finger!
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Jambo
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You want the truth?! You want the truth?! YOU cant handle the truth!
When you put your hand in a pile of goo, that used to be your best friends face... well marge thats china town!!!!!!!
*On seeing a million rats run into his tavern* "Ok everybody tuck your pants into your socks"
My name is moe or as the ladies call me, HEY you there in the bushes.
 /\ i was in fits when i saw that first!
Nismo, excllent quote btw thats one of my fave episodes!
Theres also
Burns: Woah woah woah slow down there! Theres a NEW mexico?!
Lisa: yeah mum, buckingham palace called they want their hat back
I could go on for hours
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SteveW
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When homer worked for Hank Scorpio
Homer - "Have you got any sugar"
Hank putting his hands into his pockets, pulling out a load of sugar - "Yup here you go"
Hank - "You want any cream?"
Homer - "Ummmmmm ............ No"
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Jambo
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Steve i love that episode
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BarnshaW
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when homes asks bart for his sisters age and bart does not know and homer says
"you dont even know ur sisters birthday? what kind if a brother are you?" 
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sukhwant
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Ralph Wiggum gets thrown through a window
"I'm a Brick"
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Adam-D
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Originally posted by Nismo
"haha april fo...................."
*boom*
that one
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topshot_2k
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quote:
Originally posted by Russ
ralph : principle skinner and mrs. crabapple were in the cupcoard making babies and i saw one of the babies and he waved at me
PMSL i saw that one ht eother night
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Tom
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Ralph is the best
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VegasPhil
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Ralph Skipping: "I beat the smart kids, I beat the smart kids"
Falls over...
"I bent my Wookie  "
Corsa 2.0 16v Vegas - Sold
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Swiftay
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Marge: Have you noticed something about Bart?
Homer : New glasses?
Marge : No. It seems like something could be troubling him
Homer : Probably misses his old glasses
Marge: I want to get more involved in Bart's activities, but then I'd be afraid of smothering him
Homer : Yeah, and then we'd get the chair
Marge : That's not what I meant
Homer : Admit it Marge, it was.
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pmsl
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Tom
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I love the simpsons it makes me feel warm inside.
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MarkM
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Originally posted by Bram
quote:
Originally posted by IvIarkgraham
my name is mr burns i believe you have a letter for me
ok mr burns what is your first name
i dont know
My fave by far!
Agreed
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Scotty_B
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Originally posted by Hammer
Marge: 'the plant called, they said if you're not in tommorow don't bother coming in monday'
Homer: 'woohoo four day weekend'
FPMSL
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Scotty_B
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quote:
Originally posted by VegasPhil
Ralph Skipping: "I beat the smart kids, I beat the smart kids"
Falls over...
"I bent my Wookie "
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Cavey
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Bart: "Go Apple"
Nelson: (i think) "Go Watermelon"
Ralph: "Go Banana" Racing fruit down the bus
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