--Dave--
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Jamie  I'm usually the one that does this on a sunday. I usually accomplish it by just being utterly disgusting
I would call the technique above the Mischievous Beetle.
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Scotty_B
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quote:
Originally posted by --Dave--
I like to sit on the bed and put my legs almost behind my head. I then insert a small pocket rocket into my bum and tug myself off whilst twisting and thrusting the rocket.
At the point of ejaculation i lean forward and try to catch my spunk in my mouth.
The end.
I have a hard on. 
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--Dave--
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or the Curious Ladybird
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Tom
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Dave your 'imagination' (  ) is of legend
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mwg
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Dave
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--Dave--
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I'm worried about my well being and those that come into contact with me on a regular basis to be honest.
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Tom
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Yes you should come with a government warning tbh, nothing to do with your mental state more the diseases you must have contracted in sucking yourself off after shagging those farmyard animals etc (without washing )
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--Dave--
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so if I shag animals I'll be fine as long as I don't suck my cock after??
Tom
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pamelaf5
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I have a hard on.
i'm confused do u have a hard on at the thought of suckin urself off or just the thought of sex?
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JadeM
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--Dave-- in reply to your u2u.............................................................
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--Dave--
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quote:
Originally posted by pamelaf5
I have a hard on.
i'm confused do u have a hard on at the thought of suckin urself off or just the thought of sex?
I think the quote tool should be made easier to use.
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--Dave--
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quote:
Originally posted by JadeM
--Dave-- in reply to your u2u.............................................................
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SteveW
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you could also try the Sumo Squat
turn a chair upsidedown and slowly lower yourself onto one of the legs. usually brings a tear to your eye.
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ed
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Steve, I don't want you to come near me ever again
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--Dave--
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What about splinters though?
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AuroraSport
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i feel like im missing out, my friends and i never discuss these things 
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SteveW
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well if you get some sandpaper and just get rid of the rough bits you should be fine.
me.. i like pulling lil chunks of wood outta my ringer
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Tom
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I've not got any fricking u2u of crazed sexual nature, jade please forward I feel left out
Dave - btw it's only a health hazard because I wouldn't be going near your cock just your mouth 
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--Dave--
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x 1000
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JadeM
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quote:
Originally posted by Tom
I've not got any fricking u2u of crazed sexual nature, jade please forward I feel left out
Dave - btw it's only a health hazard because I wouldn't be going near your cock just your mouth
No need to feel left out Tom, I think --Dave-- has issues imvho
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Tom
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x X /  = damn where's claireF's pic gone
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Tom
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quote:
Originally posted by JadeM
quote:
Originally posted by Tom
I've not got any fricking u2u of crazed sexual nature, jade please forward I feel left out
Dave - btw it's only a health hazard because I wouldn't be going near your cock just your mouth
No need to feel left out Tom, I think --Dave-- has issues imvho
Thanks I nearly went home with a on my face then
Dave has defo got issues, we are trying to resolve them in our sessions at the minute 
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Half Pint
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quote:
Originally posted by SteveW
well if you get some sandpaper and just get rid of the rough bits you should be fine.
me.. i like pulling lil chunks of wood outta my ringer
selotape the sand paper to the leg for more effect.....
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--Dave--
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I don't have issues Jade, honest
Tom sent me a U2U saying how when his new girlfriend was pleasuring him he was closing his eyes and pretending it was me.
Sick.
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JadeM
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quote:
Originally posted by --Dave--
I don't have issues Jade, honest
Tom sent me a U2U saying how when his new girlfriend was pleasuring him he was closing his eyes and pretending it was me.
Sick.
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