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Marshall
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11th Nov 06 at 13:39   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

jude law needs taking down a peg or two
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quote:
Originally posted by Dave A
I would take on pete doherty

and kick fu*k out of his smack ridden scrawny fucked up body

(I dont like him much)




I HAVE taken on Pete Doherty. This guy is a tit.

I was working as a doorman at one of his gigs in sheffields Foundry last year. There was a fire alarm so we had to get him an his band off stage. They were so cunted on crack or whatever they didnt wanna move so we had to drag them off stage and Doherty started kicking off with us lot. What a tit. His minder is an ex-boxing hard dude tho and didnt take to kindly to us.

It was in NME mag too *My claim to fame*
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tony blair, the cunt
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russel brand!!!! id shave all his hair off and ram it down his throat!! then continue to beat him to a pulp then strangle him with one of his stupid scalf
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Fat_Rew - Great story.

I'd take on Paul Dannan
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it would have to be Tim Westwood for me too. Absolute, grade A ,tosser.
Can't stand Boy George either.
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If i ever saw Pete Doherty out i would cave his face in. Hes a waste of life
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11th Nov 06 at 16:31   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

any member of any boy"band",

or for any rugby league followers, terry newton
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quote:
Originally posted by Dave A
I would take on pete doherty

and kick fu*k out of his smack ridden scrawny fucked up body

(I dont like him much)




Leave him alone, having a addiction to Bourbon biscuits is bad & very hard to over come
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Paris Hilton, can't stand her...
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aye paris hilton, id knock the f**k out of her
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12th Nov 06 at 01:29   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

Tim Westwood and Russell Brand.

Roy Walker too.
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Tim Westwood. Along with Sarah Cox.
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michelle rodriguez
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Jose mourinho, tim lovejoy (what a cockend), loads really.

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quote:
Originally posted by sthelensr.l.f.c
aye paris hilton, id knock the f**k out of her


She would prob snap aswell in the process the garden rake
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13th Nov 06 at 10:50   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

Simon Cowel... jamie oliver

both at the same time.. street fight with a bat
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thats some scary shoot you nut
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quote:
Originally posted by SteveW
Simon Cowel... jamie oliver

both at the same time.. street fight with a bat


Hitting Cowell repeatedly whilst mumbling "I don't think you've got it, I dont think you've got it..."
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I really hate Jamie Oliver.. so i would leave him till last.

maybe just break his legs first so he cant run off.

hes a cunt
SetH
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steve your a thug!
CorsAsh
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He's not a thug, he just doesn't see eye to eye with most people
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i know

well a posh thug. dunno what you would call that ?

maybe im just in need of attention
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You're a phug steve.

I don't mind jamie oliver.
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quote:
Originally posted by SetH


whoever said stallone is brave

"he is like a piece of iron"



i thought this too

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