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Author Your birthday sentence maker(confused? take a look)
Rob126
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Registered: 18th Feb 05
Location: Mellieha, Malta Drives: Corsa D 1.4
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31st Oct 06 at 11:21   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

I messed around with my English teacher and then I did a poo
w4sam1
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Registered: 19th Apr 06
Location: Sutton-in-Craven, North Yorkshire
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31st Oct 06 at 12:10   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

i peed on a flamingo and it became fun-sexually
Jules
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Registered: 26th Nov 04
Location: Ipswich, Suffolk Status: Happy
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31st Oct 06 at 12:20   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

"I ate a gnome to be sexy"

I hope it was a female gnome, yum yum!
Tom
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Registered: 3rd Apr 02
Location: Wirral, Merseyside
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31st Oct 06 at 12:32   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

I ate a bag of chips because I was drunk.... scary
Scotty C
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Registered: 6th Nov 05
Location: Kidderminster Drives: 1.6 16v Sport
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31st Oct 06 at 12:43   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

I got married to a porn star and it became fun - sexually
Robbo
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Registered: 6th Aug 02
Location: London
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31st Oct 06 at 12:47   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

I shot my shoes and then I did a poo
Welsh Dan
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Registered: 23rd Mar 00
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31st Oct 06 at 12:54   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

I had drunken sex with a porn star to be cool

Sadly, not true.
corsa sam
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Registered: 14th Jul 06
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31st Oct 06 at 13:06   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

I messed around with Michael Jackson and it became fun sexually how bad is that
andy1868
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Registered: 22nd Jun 06
Location: Burscough, Lancashire
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31st Oct 06 at 13:13   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

i partied with a teletubby for the money
James
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Registered: 1st Jun 02
Location: Surrey
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31st Oct 06 at 13:15   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

I partied with a porn star to be sexy - surprisingly accurate
Robin
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Registered: 7th Jan 04
Location: Northants Drives: Clio 182 Cup
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31st Oct 06 at 13:15   View Garage View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

I ate a Pole, then I did a poo.
SXi_Tim
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Registered: 11th Mar 03
Location: South Yorkshire Drives: RS3, LET B
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31st Oct 06 at 13:17   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

I felt up a pole when i was drunk
Natalie
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Registered: 5th Nov 03
Location: Oxfordshire Drives: Vauxhall Tigra 1.8
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31st Oct 06 at 13:47   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

I had babies with a statue and I liked it



RichR
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Registered: 17th Oct 01
Location: Waterhouses, Staffordshire
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31st Oct 06 at 13:50   View Garage View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

I dressed up as myself and then I did a poo
All Torque
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Registered: 17th Nov 05
Location: Milton Keynes Drives: Ford Focus TDCi
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31st Oct 06 at 13:52   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

quote:
Originally posted by w4sam1
i peed on a flamingo and it became fun-sexually


Sick
SXi_Tim
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Registered: 11th Mar 03
Location: South Yorkshire Drives: RS3, LET B
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31st Oct 06 at 15:35   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

quote:
Originally posted by All Torque
quote:
Originally posted by w4sam1
i peed on a flamingo and it became fun-sexually


Sick



Didn't you know sam was into watersports?
Greasemonkey
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Registered: 17th Apr 02
Location: Drives a Tractor
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31st Oct 06 at 15:38   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

I messed around with a gnome and had twins
PhilC
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Registered: 21st Jan 06
Location: Lancs, UK
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31st Oct 06 at 15:39   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

I ate a random guy and something shrank
JonnyJ
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Registered: 23rd Sep 05
Location: Scotchland
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31st Oct 06 at 15:39   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

I dressed up as an apple to be sexy....

seriously WTF!
ash87
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Registered: 26th Mar 05
Location: West Wiltshire Drives: Clio 172
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31st Oct 06 at 16:11   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

i felt up a bottle of poo for the money
Martin_C
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Registered: 27th Jun 03
Location: Ayrshire, Scotland
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31st Oct 06 at 16:18   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

I shot Pete Burns and it was fun.

could happen.
drunkenfool
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Registered: 7th Feb 03
Location: Hereford Drives: Audi R8 V8
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31st Oct 06 at 16:20   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

I dressed up as a cat and it was fun
SwN
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Registered: 12th Mar 01
Location: Torbay
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31st Oct 06 at 16:29   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

i got married to an apple and it became fun sexually
Icy
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Registered: 31st Jan 01
Location: Edinburgh Drives: Mk3 Golf Gti
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31st Oct 06 at 16:40   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

I messed around with a gnome for my boyfriend
Nismo
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Registered: 12th Sep 02
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31st Oct 06 at 16:48   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

I dressed up as a Teletubby and I liked it

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