Rob126
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Registered: 18th Feb 05
Location: Mellieha, Malta Drives: Corsa D 1.4
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I messed around with my English teacher and then I did a poo
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w4sam1
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Registered: 19th Apr 06
Location: Sutton-in-Craven, North Yorkshire
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i peed on a flamingo and it became fun-sexually
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Jules
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Registered: 26th Nov 04
Location: Ipswich, Suffolk Status: Happy
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"I ate a gnome to be sexy"
I hope it was a female gnome, yum yum!
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Tom
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Registered: 3rd Apr 02
Location: Wirral, Merseyside
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I ate a bag of chips because I was drunk.... scary
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Scotty C
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Registered: 6th Nov 05
Location: Kidderminster Drives: 1.6 16v Sport
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I got married to a porn star and it became fun - sexually
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Robbo
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Registered: 6th Aug 02
Location: London
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I shot my shoes and then I did a poo
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Welsh Dan
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Registered: 23rd Mar 00
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I had drunken sex with a porn star to be cool
Sadly, not true.
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corsa sam
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Registered: 14th Jul 06
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I messed around with Michael Jackson and it became fun sexually how bad is that
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andy1868
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Registered: 22nd Jun 06
Location: Burscough, Lancashire
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i partied with a teletubby for the money
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James
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Registered: 1st Jun 02
Location: Surrey
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I partied with a porn star to be sexy - surprisingly accurate
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Robin
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Registered: 7th Jan 04
Location: Northants Drives: Clio 182 Cup
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I ate a Pole, then I did a poo.
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SXi_Tim
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Registered: 11th Mar 03
Location: South Yorkshire Drives: RS3, LET B
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I felt up a pole when i was drunk
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Natalie
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Registered: 5th Nov 03
Location: Oxfordshire Drives: Vauxhall Tigra 1.8
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I had babies with a statue and I liked it

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RichR
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Registered: 17th Oct 01
Location: Waterhouses, Staffordshire
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I dressed up as myself and then I did a poo
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All Torque
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Registered: 17th Nov 05
Location: Milton Keynes Drives: Ford Focus TDCi
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quote: Originally posted by w4sam1
i peed on a flamingo and it became fun-sexually
Sick
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SXi_Tim
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Registered: 11th Mar 03
Location: South Yorkshire Drives: RS3, LET B
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quote: Originally posted by All Torque
quote: Originally posted by w4sam1
i peed on a flamingo and it became fun-sexually
Sick
Didn't you know sam was into watersports?
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Greasemonkey
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Registered: 17th Apr 02
Location: Drives a Tractor
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I messed around with a gnome and had twins
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PhilC
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Registered: 21st Jan 06
Location: Lancs, UK
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I ate a random guy and something shrank
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JonnyJ
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Registered: 23rd Sep 05
Location: Scotchland
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I dressed up as an apple to be sexy....
seriously WTF!
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ash87
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Registered: 26th Mar 05
Location: West Wiltshire Drives: Clio 172
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i felt up a bottle of poo for the money 
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Martin_C
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Registered: 27th Jun 03
Location: Ayrshire, Scotland
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I shot Pete Burns and it was fun.
could happen.
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drunkenfool
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Registered: 7th Feb 03
Location: Hereford Drives: Audi R8 V8
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I dressed up as a cat and it was fun
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SwN
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Registered: 12th Mar 01
Location: Torbay
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i got married to an apple and it became fun sexually
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Icy
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Registered: 31st Jan 01
Location: Edinburgh Drives: Mk3 Golf Gti
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I messed around with a gnome for my boyfriend
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Nismo
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Registered: 12th Sep 02
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I dressed up as a Teletubby and I liked it
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