ed
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Registered: 10th Sep 03
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I don't get this, aren't people allowed girlfriends?
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All Torque
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Registered: 17th Nov 05
Location: Milton Keynes Drives: Ford Focus TDCi
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quote:
Originally posted by Fonz
walking out of this with four passengers, all able to walk away (afetr crawling out) with nothing more than a stiff sore leg (girl on crutches for a week) and cuts, bumps and bruises
Was the girl who ended up on crutches in the front passenger seat? 
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calidus
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Registered: 27th Oct 02
Location: Lincoln
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well it was daddys little girl...and he was a man mountain and she wasnt allowed a boyfriend....so it was kinda taboo at the time
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stuartmitchell
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Registered: 24th Apr 04
Location: Kirkliston, Edinburgh
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Hitting 135 on a country road and racing a skoda VRS Octavia thing was quite stupid
Racing an undercover police car ( and winning  ) on the forth road bride and Getting 3 points and subsequently banned was silly 
Drifting in the local park was also an issue
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RobHayes
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Registered: 6th Sep 03
Location: Lincolnshire
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quote:
Originally posted by calidus
well it was daddys little girl...and he was a man mountain and she wasnt allowed a boyfriend....so it was kinda taboo at the time
tell them the real reason 
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Joe
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Registered: 20th Jun 04
Location: Hesketh Bank, Lancashire
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quote:
Originally posted by calidus
Only other near miss I have had was getting my arm caught in my headboard while wanking....managed to cover myself and sort my arm free before people knew I was late down to the family dinner!
Sorry but How the fuck did you manage that?
[Edited on 21-10-2006 by joe6886]
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RobHayes
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Registered: 6th Sep 03
Location: Lincolnshire
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quote:
Originally posted by joe6886
quote:
Originally posted by calidus
Only other near miss I have had was getting my arm caught in my headboard while wanking....managed to cover myself and sort my arm free before people knew I was late down to the family dinner!
Sorry but How the fuck did you manage that?
[Edited on 21-10-2006 by joe6886]
s&m wanking. ties one arm up, and beats away with the other, occassionally stopping to spank himself 
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calidus
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Registered: 27th Oct 02
Location: Lincoln
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well my old bed that I broke had a slatted headboard...I was going for a freestyle wank...one hand going hell for leather the other was propping up my head so I could watch a vid side on...me elbow slipped through the bars and when I repositioned my muscles expanded and I couldnt squeeze bk through!
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Cybermonkey
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Registered: 22nd Sep 02
Location: Sydney, Australia
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taking substances whilst at work, and then promptly suffering heart failure. that was quite close.
overtaking a car at 90mph on single carriageway. on a bend. in the pouring rain. with oncoming traffic being forced into the hedgerow. yeah that was quite stupid.
sticking a knife into a toaster, remembering i had not used a plastic handled knife, and received quite a shock
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Cybermonkey
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Registered: 22nd Sep 02
Location: Sydney, Australia
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quote:
Originally posted by calidus
well my old bed that I broke had a slatted headboard...I was going for a freestyle wank...one hand going hell for leather the other was propping up my head so I could watch a vid side on...me elbow slipped through the bars and when I repositioned my muscles expanded and I couldnt squeeze bk through!
SERIOUSLY WTF
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calidus
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Registered: 27th Oct 02
Location: Lincoln
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it was very recreational
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Robbo
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Registered: 6th Aug 02
Location: London
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Sliding sideways down a hill in the snow in my CTR wondering how the fook I was gonna stop before i ploughed into my work colleague who was stopped at the bottom
I managed to put one wheel on the grass verge which swung me back into place and stopped me :S
Also, 2 mins previously.. .finding out what its like to have a car with ABS in the snow Snow + ABS = no brakes!!!! And again JUST missing my colleague!
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Cybermonkey
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Registered: 22nd Sep 02
Location: Sydney, Australia
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surely VTEC would just kick in and engage the reverse thrusters?
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Robbo
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Registered: 6th Aug 02
Location: London
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You would have thought so, but no 
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Cybermonkey
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Registered: 22nd Sep 02
Location: Sydney, Australia
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VTEC: All of the Lag, none of the Turbo
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