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--Dave--
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11th Oct 06 at 11:59   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
oh Treacle your so fine, your so fine you blow my mind

Hey Treacle

Hey Treacle
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HEY DAVE....
ed
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We had a heard of cows in our garden once, the did shits all over the place
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Treacle, pics of your boyfriend hanging out the back of you whilst flexing his muscles in the bedroom mirror
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11th Oct 06 at 12:11   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by --Dave--
I can't imagine this little chap weighs much ay Ash?



does he eat grass as well?


She*

And yes, occasionally she stands there eating the lawn
--Dave--
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She.

Sorry
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apparently they do this in order to settle their stomach, like after a heavy meal
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Or if they feel a bit ill

Grown a bit since these pics were taken
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I remember when my dog was that big. She grew and grew and now she is bigger than me. Well, not really.
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quote:
Originally posted by CorsAsh
Or if they feel a bit ill

Grown a bit since these pics were taken



Jensen?
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Gave up and phoned the farmer. He ended up just taking all 30 of them away, but not before the "run away" shat all up my bloody lane.

Job done now
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wait till it falls asleep then push it over


We used to go Cow tipping in the fields next to where we live, it's a lot harder than you think
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11th Oct 06 at 14:54   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
quote:
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oh Treacle your so fine, your so fine you blow my mind

Hey Treacle

Hey Treacle


How dare you use the Sooty Song
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11th Oct 06 at 16:04   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
what you gonna do Ally?
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i would have shot and eaten it. raw.

[Edited on 11-10-2006 by Robin]
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in school we used to duck behind kids and then get someone else to push them over

anyone else do this? Perhaps you could use it to topple the cows more effectively.
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wheres the pictures
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Get a post up about this little lady pronto! I wanna dog as cute as this Aww.
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Talk to the cow nicely and ask it to Mooove
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"There's a cow in me garden what am I gonna do? There's a cow in my garden what am I gonna do?
I'm gonna beat that cow that's what i'm gonna do, I'm gonna beat that cow!"
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quote:
Originally posted by Scoty B
quote:
Originally posted by CorsAsh
Or if they feel a bit ill

Grown a bit since these pics were taken



Jensen?

Was thinking the same
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quote:
Originally posted by CoastalCorsa
Talk to the cow nicely and ask it to Mooove


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quote:
Originally posted by Butler
quote:
Originally posted by Scoty B
quote:
Originally posted by CorsAsh
Or if they feel a bit ill

Grown a bit since these pics were taken



Jensen?

Was thinking the same


Yeah, I taught him to drive.
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sneak up on it, with a air horn

then set airhorn off
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i once went in a field full of cows one night pissed up and they chased me to the top of the hill and all stood looking down on me! Scary animals really and the can run pretty fast!

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