Lawrah
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I think its the type of humour it is, you dont get that in girls mags, you get lovley dovey sad patheic talk about how to "make love work" and "be the belle of the ball", and i couldnt give a shoot about that tbh.I like the jokes, the interviews and I dont mind the nakid chicks lol in lads mags
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Lawrah
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44..thats like my mother
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James
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quote:
Originally posted by --Dave--
'Me and about 4 girl mates were out clubbing one night and I spotted this handsome hunk of a man. He winked at me and I winked back at him and smiled. The night went on and as I was getting back into the cab he jumped me from behind and hitched my skirt up. It was the best sex I had ever had. The taxi driver thought so too'
Michelle, 44 from Essex
I cant believe you would tell everyone about your mums private life like that 
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--Dave--
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quote:
Originally posted by Lawrah
44..thats like my mother
that's the point... 
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Dean_W
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It's all made up IMO TBH.
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--Dave--
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quote:
Originally posted by James
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Originally posted by --Dave--
'Me and about 4 girl mates were out clubbing one night and I spotted this handsome hunk of a man. He winked at me and I winked back at him and smiled. The night went on and as I was getting back into the cab he jumped me from behind and hitched my skirt up. It was the best sex I had ever had. The taxi driver thought so too'
Michelle, 44 from Essex
I cant believe you would tell everyone about your mums private life like that
my mum is 45, and only has eyes for you James
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Sooty
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This thread is not going the orientation i had hoped for
Lawrah and Ally are the only ones i want to see post in here from now on
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CorsAsh
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quote:
Originally posted by --Dave--
'Me and about 4 girl mates were out clubbing one night and I spotted this handsome hunk of a man. He winked at me and I winked back at him and smiled. The night went on and as I was getting back into the cab he jumped me from behind and hitched my skirt up. It was the best sex I had ever had. The taxi driver thought so too'
Michelle, 44 from Essex
Can imagine her turning to the taxi driver as she's being ploughed, saying "Been busy?", "What time do you finish?" 
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TNM
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Have you got a lob on thinking about it ash?
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--Dave--
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quote:
Originally posted by CorsAsh
quote:
Originally posted by --Dave--
'Me and about 4 girl mates were out clubbing one night and I spotted this handsome hunk of a man. He winked at me and I winked back at him and smiled. The night went on and as I was getting back into the cab he jumped me from behind and hitched my skirt up. It was the best sex I had ever had. The taxi driver thought so too'
Michelle, 44 from Essex
Can imagine her turning to the taxi driver as she's being ploughed, saying "Been busy?", "What time do you finish?"
"Busy tonight mate? I've had a really good night out and as you can see it's getting better by the second!"
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Rob H
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quote:
Originally posted by --Dave--
'Me and about 4 girl mates were out clubbing one night and I spotted this handsome hunk of a man. He winked at me and I winked back at him and smiled. The night went on and as I was getting back into the cab he jumped me from behind and hitched my skirt up. It was the best sex I had ever had. The taxi driver thought so too'
Michelle, 44 from Essex
Typical essex bird. Round here it's classed as rape
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Sooty
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For some reason when i thnk of essex i think of ford escort cloth interiors  i dont know why
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Tom
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quote:
Originally posted by Rob H
quote:
Originally posted by --Dave--
'Me and about 4 girl mates were out clubbing one night and I spotted this handsome hunk of a man. He winked at me and I winked back at him and smiled. The night went on and as I was getting back into the cab he jumped me from behind and hitched my skirt up. It was the best sex I had ever had. The taxi driver thought so too'
Michelle, 44 from Essex
Typical essex bird. R4ound here it's classed as rape
Exactly what I was going to say
Sounds like a police report
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CorsAsh
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Originally posted by TNM
Have you got a lob on thinking about it ash?
Only if you replace the guy and woman with you and Alex...  That' so hot.
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