Robin
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oh, we had a teacher who was afraid of buttons, so we took all our buttons off our shirts in English, and Selotaped them to the door handle... she had to shout another teacher to open the door to let her out 
oh, and i set fire to my school field with a magnifying glass when i was 7 
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3CorsaMeal
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Originally posted by Haimsey
someone i know shagged his sister in his garage 
hes called Ashey Fall
he got locked in his garage and they wouldnt let him out till he shagged his sister so he apparently did
amazing 
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James
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quote:
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quote:
Originally posted by Haimsey
someone i know shagged his sister in his garage
hes called Ashey Fall
he got locked in his garage and they wouldnt let him out till he shagged his sister so he apparently did
amazing
Didnt know you went to school with Dave 
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Edd
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we would hide peoples stuff in P.E., one day i tried to hide " james' " boxers but upon lifting them up i discovered he had a big shit stain a "skid mark" so to speak
i thought it would be funny to stick them to the basketball backboard with the shitty bit
the stain is still visible to this day im told
stuff of legends
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gianluigi
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for some reason, some boys completly destroyed someones woodtech project, for no reason, just done it. i wasnt involved
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Robin
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i 'borrowed' another lads CDT Major GCSE project and passed it off as my own.
i still got an E, i didnt hand in any written work to go with it 
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gianluigi
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quote:
Originally posted by Edd
we would hide peoples stuff in P.E., one day i tried to hide " james' " boxers but upon lifting them up i discovered he had a big shit stain a "skid mark" so to speak
i thought it would be funny to stick them to the basketball backboard with the shitty bit
the stain is still visible to this day im told
stuff of legends
ahhh the legendary mark
in year 7 i threw a work on the science block, over the years it roasted and cooked to the bricks, up til the day i left (7 years later) it was still there 
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3CorsaMeal
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we had a weird lad in our year that use to pull his hair out if you asked him too.
he was like famous, always had people looking for him just to see him pull his hair out
he was bald in places
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Demo
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quote:
Originally posted by Edd
we would hide peoples stuff in P.E., one day i tried to hide " james' " boxers but upon lifting them up i discovered he had a big shit stain a "skid mark" so to speak
i thought it would be funny to stick them to the basketball backboard with the shitty bit
the stain is still visible to this day im told
stuff of legends
that is fucking classic
i can remember setting the fir extinguisher off on the wall in tech class. funny as fuck to see it moving around like a snake soaking everything
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Edd
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anyone else get caught spying on the girls getting changed aswell??
nah me neither................
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gianluigi
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quote:
Originally posted by Edd
anyone else get caught spying on the girls getting changed aswell??
nah me neither................
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Robin
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Our computer network worked on numbers, mine was P70112. P70 was for the year (1997) and 112 was the position of my name in alphabetical order.
we decided one day to got through the rest of the numbers, and change the passwords on the ones without them
so we started with the sixth formers (P20---) and any one without a password, we changed so they couldnt log in.
we also deleted their A-Level work
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CraigyG
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I was abit of a rebel at school . Anyway we had RE & i hated it so i thought i'll set fire to my RE book & chuck it out the window. The thing went up like you won’t believe & smoke started pouring into the room. The whole school had to be get out of the building, so I jumped out the window to try & put it out. I did this & thought to myself i won’t get caught for doing it, as the fire would have burnt my name off the book. How wrong was I, I put it out just as the flames where getting to my name. Safe to say I got a smacked bum from the head of year
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3CorsaMeal
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so we started with the sixth formers (P20---) and any one without a password, we changed so they couldnt log in.
we also deleted their A-Level work
no wonder you shat yourself
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Haimsey
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not too long ago.......year 12 for me which was 2005, my mate was doign A-level IT and borrowed another mates brothers coursework to "look" at
look wasnt quite what he did; he just copied it word for word and even printed some of the same sheets off to hand in
yes, it seemed clever and it COULD have worked.............if only he had taken the footers off the work that said "Steven Mach IT coursework 2004" 
we all pissed ourselves, teachers wernt happy and he had to redo the whole coursework
Marcy Marc 
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gianluigi
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Originally posted by robmarriott
i 'borrowed' another lads CDT Major GCSE project and passed it off as my own.
i still got an E, i didnt hand in any written work to go with it
this one poor lad was desperate to complete his Woodtech final GCSE project, so asked for my help. he was making a snakes and ladders game. i told him what to do, and accidentally told him to make the board markings upside down, so it was up the snakes and down the ladders i also made a dice, which was a piece of scrap wood, which i sanded into a cube-ish shape, and penciled in some dots.
he got an E, and passed because of me 
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Haimsey
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we also used proxy servers to access restricted sites 
Marcy Marc
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Robin
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and there was a lad who had MASSIVE earlobes. my personal favourite nickname for him was 'queerlobe' (i thought it up myself )
anyway, my mate Gary threatened to cut them off with a scalpal, which he was holding at the time
And I got selotaped to the rugby posts on the last day so did my mate, but he wasnt touching the ground, so he had to go home as his feet went blue.
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Ojc
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A group of us that met in our maths class in year 8 became good friends are still are now, from year 8 we were absolute sh1tbags at school.
I remember one day going into the science block toilets and kicking the urinals off the walls, my mate was in one of the cubicles and came out with a toilet seat over his head, fcuking sicko the amount of sh1t and piss on that
We then flooded the toilets and got loads of toilet paper got it wet and absolutely plastered the toilets in it, it looked like a war zone afterwards.
It was mentioned in a assembly for the whole school, we were bricking it that we were gonna get found out.
I remember sawing legs off chairs in RE, picking on the muslim in RE locking a drama class in the drama studio in pitch black darkness, turning the power off to the whole school, locking kids in there form rooms and them having to get out through the windows
Bunking off History and playing football right outside the room the lesson was in, we were playing with a netball and my mate smashed it as hard as he could at the window to the class and it was in slow motion as we waited for the glass to shatter, it was wobbling in and out but it didn't break, we legged it.
On the last day of Year 10 we stole all the work books for the entire schools work in RE and set fire to them on the golf course, everyone lost their years work in RE
Firing fireworks at the science block to try and destroy it
Filling a water pistol up with red dye and squirting at the back of our English/RE teachers shirt.
Putting pins in the gay teachers coffee my friend got suspended for 2 weeks for that, a week later a pair of boys boxer shorts were found in the gay teachers draw
Pretending to get locked in random cupboards in random lessons and jumping out half way through.
The last 6 months of year 11 we were never at school instead found on our mopeds waiting for school to end and chatting up the year 9 girls and fingering them down the park whilst they were still in there school uniforms.
Does anyone know see why I miss school so much?
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Haimsey
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we used to do this thing where you walked up to someone and tried to sneak your chewing gum behind their ear with out them noticing.
it was considerably easy to do really, btu most people noticed something was stuck behind their ear
we did it to one lad called Lewis Richardson and it got stuck to his hair instead..why tuck your hair behind ears anyway
took him about 20 mins to get it out and he almost flooded the geography room with tears even worse the whole class was laughing and our teacher was also amused by it
Marcy Marc
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Cybermonkey
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some girl stuck her used sanitary towel on the back of the head science teacher
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gianluigi
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Oliver, i love you
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Demo
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they redecorated one floor of the new block in my school and put up some plasterboard walls to create some storage space. so a stack of us threw the fat kid of the year through them
and my one wrote "poo" on the toilet cubicle wall with his finger and some poo
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Robin
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we threw someone in the swimming pool in winter, when it was icy ,, the water was green, and had a dead rabbit in it, fucking minging
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Demo
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smoking rolled up newspaper down the bottom field. always lighting fires. spraying the retarded kid from the year aboves hand and setting it on fire
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