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Author Jokes from your childhood
--Dave--
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quote:
Originally posted by CorsAsh
That's just worrying

What's worse than a pile of dead babies?

A pile of dead babies with a live one in the middle eating its way out...


I was trying to remember this one but couldn't
CorsAsh
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What goes "Waa Waa Kapooooowwww"

Chuck Norris roundhouse kicking a baby.
Cybermonkey
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How do you make a hormone?

Kick her in the face.
Cybermonkey
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What do you call a smart blonde?

A golden retriever
Cybermonkey
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What is the definition of Relative Humidity?

The sweat on your ballbag while you're screwing your cousin
CorsAsh
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19th Sep 06 at 12:58   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Stop googling Dave.
James
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And people accuse me of turning posts to shit
--Dave--
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How do you know if an Essex bird has no knickers on?

Dandruff on her shoes
Kathryn W
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quote:
Originally posted by Cybermonkey
How do you make a hormone?

Kick her in the face.




Funny but nasty
James
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Whats a shitzu?

A zoo with no animals in
--Dave--
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19th Sep 06 at 13:09   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
thought it was a breed of dog
James
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19th Sep 06 at 13:19   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
I think thats the point Dave
Sooty
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James do you have a car




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--Dave--
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oh...
James
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quote:
Originally posted by Sooty
James do you have a car




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Yes
Sooty
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19th Sep 06 at 13:24   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
thanks
James
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It's a Corsa GSi, it's like an F1 car
Sooty
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19th Sep 06 at 13:25   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote


pics ??
James
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19th Sep 06 at 13:26   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Don't have any decent pics
James
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19th Sep 06 at 13:27   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
I've since debadged and given it new number plates, needs lowering though but I CBA with spending money on cars anymore
Sooty
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tidy, needs lowering, looks good cond
Kathryn W
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I seen a 2 ltr turbo GSi last night, similair to yours James. Was messing down a link road with Gaz, seen him the week before in a different 2 ltr corsa.

Both Very nice tidy fast cars
James
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19th Sep 06 at 13:29   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
I think my car would be mint lowered on 16s, Ive just got better things to spend my cash on TBH
Kathryn W
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19th Sep 06 at 13:32   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
James dont be a spoil sport

Would finish it off nicely, no need to spend money on anything else at all
Sooty
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19th Sep 06 at 13:33   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
I like it alot

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