Ojc
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Autumn Days by Estelle White.
Autumn days, when the grass is jewelled
And the silk in a chestnut shell
Jet planes meeting in the air to be refuelled
All these things I love so well
So I mustn't forget
No, I mustn't forget
To say a great big thank you
No, I mustn't forget.
Clouds that look like familiar faces
And winter's moon with frosted rings
Smell of bacon as I fasten up my laces
And the milkman sings.
Whipped-up spray that is rainbow-scattered
And a swallow curving in the sky
Shoes go comfy though they're worn out and they're battered
And the taste of apple pie.
Scent of gardens when the rain's been falling
And a minnow darting down a stream
Picked-up engine that's been stuttering and stalling
And a win for my home team
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--Dave--
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Last night whilst driving home from picking up my girlfriend she looked over at the flashing petrol light and said:
"are we running on fumes?"
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gianluigi
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quote:
Originally posted by James
gianluigi, what are said ingedients? Can I get them from Sainsburys?
the ingredients i refer to are retorical as well as physical.
in steve w's thread we had a ry-b, claire f, kat w, eyebrows, it all came together and "boom" banter of the higest order was created
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James
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Last night after id finished with your girlfriend she said, you're much better than --Dave--, hes got a tallywhacker like a chipolata
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3CorsaMeal
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i once filled a room with so much banter the door fell off 
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James
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quote:
Originally posted by gianluigi
quote:
Originally posted by James
gianluigi, what are said ingedients? Can I get them from Sainsburys?
the ingredients i refer to are retorical as well as physical.
in steve w's thread we had a ry-b, claire f, kat w, eyebrows, it all came together and "boom" banter of the higest order was created
I suspect ClaireF is one of the main ingredients TBH.
She is such a dumb fuck that whenever she appears, banter is guarenteed
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--Dave--
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quote:
Originally posted by James
Last night after id finished with your girlfriend she said, you're much better than --Dave--, hes got a tallywhacker like a chipolata
so true James, so true
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gianluigi
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Olliver, how are you Baouer (sp) Lollerskates?
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--Dave--
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James is right, usually threads contain good quality banter when a thick female member is added to the mixture like those mentioned above.
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3CorsaMeal
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once upon a time i half volley'd some banter that was throw from a bus shelter, and it went thru a shop door
banter went everywhere then spilled out onto the street
i ran off, fearing the banter would overcome me and i'd become trapped in a vicous cycle of banter with people i had no common banterism with 
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--Dave--
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banter is one of those words where if you say it over and over again it sounds strange.
People in the same office as you will also think you're weird.
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3CorsaMeal
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quote:
Originally posted by --Dave--
banter is one of those words where if you say it over and over again it sounds strange.
People in the same office as you will also think you're weird.
say it infront of a mirror 5 times and ODC appear behind you and banter you to death 
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James
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quote:
Originally posted by 3CorsaMeal
quote:
Originally posted by --Dave--
banter is one of those words where if you say it over and over again it sounds strange.
People in the same office as you will also think you're weird.
say it infront of a mirror 5 times and ODC appear behind you and banter you to death
FFS I was just gunna say the following..........
If you say banter in front of the mirror 5 times, this appears.........
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--Dave--
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I got a funny look in the chippy the other day when I asked for a 'Bantered Mars Bar'
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gianluigi
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however, the right members need to be there to take advantage of the situation.
if andrew was the only one replying to the thread - banter probability = 0.00001%
If the likes of OJC, Steve, Me, James, Dave, 3CM, Willay, seth, Corsash, Jamie Walby, etc were there then banter is bound to occur.
Such as the exploiting the fact GREG 1 claims to have spoken to Westwood on MSN. Andrew fancying claire f and other such events.
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James
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BANTER IS AN EXACT SCIENCE
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Ojc
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My local pub was called Banter, thats before it got knocked down and replaced with granny flats.
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James
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luigi do you have the well known bantometer? It measures the banter in any given thread
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--Dave--
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you bunch of banters
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3CorsaMeal
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thge first rule of banter is that you don't talk about banter, you can only banter banter
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3CorsaMeal
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i reckon we could make a good bantermine
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--Dave--
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Banter Club 
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3CorsaMeal
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lets go banter some babyseals to death
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gianluigi
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quote:
Originally posted by James
luigi do you have the well known bantometer? It measures the banter in any given thread
sadly only Vibrio has such a device in his posession 
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James
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Vibrio is of chump
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