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Author Trax 2006 - The Official Banter/Quote Thread
jr
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jr: like what youve done with the car there sam (dnas car dirty as fook while everyone polishes theres)

dna: why bother, its only a corsa
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me - Promiscuous boy you already know that I’m all yours, what you waiting for?

And the lady from the club.... she needed to be dropped

everybody - left, right, middle, banned! - middle demo middle!

Ian - now i'm no mathematician but 2 taxis at £30 is £60...
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What was the one about the "pool competition" that someone misunderstood as "pull competition"?
jr
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that was everyone wondering what ian was talking about

also "ian, taxi is £45"

"fucking hell, are we actully buying it"
CorsAsh
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Oh, and there was the mini banter session when stavs' girlfriend came over to me, willay, alex and tnm, telling us some story about a car being damaged...

her: "you know the white car over there that's really done up"

me: "there's a quite a few love..."

then will, being slicker than a 25 yr old vicar's daughter about to lose her virginity, got his camera out for some spy shots
jr
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jr
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ian said also said something on sunday whilst watching the drifting along the lines of

"cats have a natural tendency to understeer"

[Edited on 04-09-2006 by jr]
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Teddy
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Oh how i wish i was there

[Edited on 04-09-2006 by Teddy]
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quote:
Originally posted by jr
ian said also said something on sunday whilst watching the drifting along the lines of

"cats have a natural tendency to understeer"

[Edited on 04-09-2006 by jr]


and dogs oversteer, apparently theres a thread with pics
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Was I the only person on the planet that totally didn't get the drifting? Why are people getting exciting about people making their car skid around a corner?

People were literally creaming themselves over it.
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Were you there Oliver? I asked if you were around and no one seemed to know, wanted to meet you in person
Ojc
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I was there but didn't get there until 11pm. I saw Willay and Fad & Lee & Kel.
CorsAsh
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Perhaps next time around then. I'll bring my nan, you can discuss WW2 Germany with her.
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Is she German?
CorsAsh
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Yes...

It's where I get my bastard side from, I'm a 1/4 hate you see.

[Edited on 04-09-2006 by CorsAsh]
jr
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quote:
Originally posted by Ojc
I was there but didn't get there until 11pm. I saw Willay and Fad & Lee & Kel.


fook that must have been quite by then
jr
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as we were in oceana and bloke and a women who looked like they were dancing on acid etc, loads of people standing back seaming to be impressed

Steve W to me

"what the fuck are they doing, do they think there in a GAP advert or something"
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quote:
Originally posted by jr
that was everyone wondering what ian was talking about

also "ian, taxi is £45"

"fucking hell, are we actully buying it"


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Drives supercharged Tec with torque
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Ian at about 2am Sunday morning in the room with me & Ed


"Are we getting a porno or what boys?"
jr
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Lynny
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quote:
Originally posted by CorsAsh
Yes...

It's where I get my bastard side from, I'm a 1/4 hate you see.

[Edited on 04-09-2006 by CorsAsh]


has she agreed to blow up cov yet or do you have to wait until xmas?
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There was the bit when Chris C went on the rollers, and we rang Tomas to tell him about it, I think Tim sent him a video too Mean bastard
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quote:
Originally posted by lynny_sxi
quote:
Originally posted by CorsAsh
Yes...

It's where I get my bastard side from, I'm a 1/4 hate you see.

[Edited on 04-09-2006 by CorsAsh]


has she agreed to blow up cov yet or do you have to wait until xmas?


Haven't asked her yet, it's on my to do list.

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