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Dom
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cover the car in gum/fly paper, let the little fucker stick to it - then you can believe that you're in a jaguar with the cat on the bonnet

[Edited on 14-08-2006 by Dom]
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or even a Jaguar
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or even a Jaguar


like i said
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Cover your car, or the area around your car in organce juice, or orange piece's.. Cat's really do not like the smell of it and so therefore can smell it from a distance and wont come near
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Isit ok to put citrus like fruits on the paintwork?
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why should he cover his car in shit? stinking of fruits and all manner of crap.

kill the problem at the source imho.
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Should imagine so.. Although it may make a mark where the juice's have ran...
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fuck covering a car in oranges
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buy some meguiars detail spray and just use that to wipe off the cat prints. Easier than turning your car into a fruit salad.
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buy some meguiars detail spray and just use that to wipe off the cat prints. Easier than turning your car into a fruit salad.


yea but why should you have to waste money and time because a neighbour wants a pathetic excuse for a pet?
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Im just gonna spray some oragne smell over the windows n lights
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Then live with it..
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quote:
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quote:
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buy some meguiars detail spray and just use that to wipe off the cat prints. Easier than turning your car into a fruit salad.


yea but why should you have to waste money and time because a neighbour wants a pathetic excuse for a pet?


I had to get some anti shitting pellet repllent things at my old house, i was the only cunt without a shit arse cunting 4 legged fuck bag as a pet so my garden was the offical dump zone. I got sick to death of clearing it up everyday and figued why the hell should i spend £20 a month on products just so other people can have cats.

imagine if your dog went around roaming the streets, shitting in gardens walking on cars, people would ring the cops, but NO.. its fine for cats to do it, furry wankstain cunt fucks.
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Im just gonna spray some oragne smell over the windows n lights


just put it around the car on the floor, maybe little tubs of it.

although you'll prob go to get in car and get attacked by wasps
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to be fair i have to agree dog owners get fined where as cat owners dont

but this thread is about a cat walking on a car not shitting on it

thats a different ball game altogether
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cats are shit, they take the piss and laugh at people when their backs are turned.

anyone who gives a cat a home and feeds it is a mug imo

[Edited on 14-08-2006 by 3CorsaMeal]
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cats are one of the few animals i dont like tbh
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i shot the last cat that came into my garden with a bb gun.

its not been back since.
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quote:
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cats are one of the few animals i dont like tbh


yeah cats and northerners
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i dont like northerners either

prefer southerners
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i shot the last cat that came into my garden with a bb gun.

its not been back since.


i sellotaped one in a cardbox once and made a little hole and put the hose pipe in and filled it up

i was young then, the cat never came home
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omg when i was little my dad kept bringing me kittens home and mum has told me some of the things i used to do

they all left home in the end

she found one behind the washer and she thought it had a leak til i said id given it a bath in the toilet

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