P1CK4D
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Say to him your no good with computers and whats his address to send the money by post.. lol
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Brett
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Originally posted by P1CK4D
Say to him your no good with computers and whats his address to send the money by post.. lol
Maybe 
I need to think of a good reply to keep this going 
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GT4Brody
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what a cock, you have gotta keep this wind up going...
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P1CK4D
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Yea definatly, an address of where he is could always be good and send somefing wierd.. lol
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Brett
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Yeah, I could just act mega stupid and say i'll send it by post, then send him a dead squirrel or something
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GREG 1
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What a joke!!
Shame it's not real though, I would of had that
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Brett
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My Reply 
Hey Serg!
Is it ok to call you Surg? I figured since we'll be exchanging cash soon that we should operate
in a more informal manner. You can call me B-man-sync, this is my street MC name yo yo!
I can send the money, but unfortunately I don't have the full £4000 anymore because I spent
a small portion of the money (£350 to be precise) on an all weekend session with two
fantastic hookers that I met in the casino, which subsequently cost me £40 in lubricant, £26.99
for a family pack of condoms, £24 for a leather whip and a fiver for the gimp mask.
I'll pass their details on to you when we meet, they're great!  So would it be ok to only pay £3559
for the TT? It looks a bit shabby anyway.
As for transferring the money, you'll have to excuse my lack of computer skills. I don't know how to
transfer the money, but I can send the money in cash recorded delivery to your address? I'll
send some of the left over lubricant and the leather whip as a gesture of good will (i'll be keeping
the mask).
Thanks,
Brett
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mwg
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P1CK4D
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B-man-sync!! PMSL Thats the nuts! Wicked Reply! lol
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kz
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lol this is quality man keep it up 
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GREG 1
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ShEp
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bargins like these can be had...
my mate paid out £400 for a w-reg corsa sport he had never seen and it was in germany as the lad was in the army, several weeks later the car was ready for collection in scotland,
im not sayin that audi is true but they're not all bad examples bargins are to be had
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carnoisseurcraig
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gotta say brett that reply is superb...
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Nath
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Keep us updated
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Welsh Dan
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Given that "colour" is spelt "color" in the advert, he looks like hes taken the advert and pictures off an American site. He's also pronounced them hood and trunk, which only Americans and Tim "I'm a white boy and don't know it" Westwood call them
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Brett
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Hook line & sinker
quote:
My Man, Serg's reply
hi B-man-sync,
Yes you can call me Surg..No problem ..You can pay £3559 for the car..
Let me explain you how to make the payment.ok..
For payment you`ll use money transfer via Western Union service because it`s the fastest and easiest.( when you`ll make the transfer you`ll have to pay some transfer fees ! You`ll pay them from the total amount (£3559 ) .ok..
Those are the details which you need to wire the funds via Western Union
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First Name: Sergio
Last Name: Catone
Adress: Muenchener Str 7
City: Frankfurt
Zip Code: 60329
Country: Germany
As soon as we will receive your email with the confirmation from Western
Union (reference number sender's name and address, reciever's full name and address, and the amount transfered or the scanned paper) that you wired the funds I will come to you with car car . Send me your full adress and phone number so that i can call you and mett you to .
Sergio.
Where to go from here?
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Brett
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Now...you know this Nigerian scam where they western union money to you, then you send them the stuff, then the money doesn't clear?
Could I do that to this guy? Make him believe the money has been transferred? Write a dodgy cheque or somethin?
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Dione J
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This thread rocks 
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Brett
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He's been getting edgy 
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Serg
Hello
Wath is going on?? Are yo still interested to buy the car or not? if you
can't send the money via Western Union you can send the money using my account.So if you agree with this please letme know.
Regards
I couldn't be bothered anymore, a guy at work was comin up with some funny replies, but I really really couldn't be bothered, then...
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Serg, even more worried
Hello
Are you stil interested to buy the TT?
Please let me know.
Regards
So I thought i'd send him a quick reply to keep him happy
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My Reply
Hi Serg,
Sorry I didn't get back to you sooner, I went away on holiday for a week to
Amsterdam to go window shopping, I took my mask with me that I told you
about.
I have spoken to my bank manager and he thinks it would be easier to
just transfer the total amount, the agreed £3559, but he suggested that I should make sure I know you well enough first. Would you be able to forward a picture of yourself just so we're on face-to-face terms to do business? I have attached a picture of me and my wife Britney at our wedding we had a couple of months ago, she looked beautiful that day, don't you think?
Then i'll give my bank manager the go ahead to transfer the funds
I'm very excited about the Audi! me & Britney can't wait to meet you, she thinksyou'll be a love machine, she loves smelly foreigners.
Many thanks and please accept my apologies once again for not getting back to you sooner.
Your friend in time,
Brett
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Wait and see what he says now...
Must admit, I wasn't expecting him to keep at it this long, maybe it's for real, or maybe me thinking that is part of the plan
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RS6
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PMSL & LMAO
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gasman dan
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that guy dont really want to be standing there, i think the gravitational force exerted by the, errr "lady", is too great for him to pull himself away. quality thread mate, really am laughin out load
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willay
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I'll pay ian to change your name to b-man-sync
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JadeM
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Excellent
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andy1868
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PMSL loafofbrett you truly are a legend, i love giving scamsters a hard time, keep up the good work
ps: this thread is hilarious, but why did you have to send the picture of me and my bride to him?
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j_man
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pmsl
qaulity
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