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quote:
Originally posted by K2 GTi
summery?


Yes it is quite warm isn't it.
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quote:
Originally posted by jr
its hardly war and peace is it, read it


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quote:
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I love the adverts




75 & ZT V8 ads are my favourite, but then I am biased.
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"Buy one you twat"
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The power of advertising is quite compelling.


After reading that ad, I bought one.

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Also liking, ''Do you fucking want some?'' ''It's as fast as fuck and oversteers like a bastard'' and the Biggles speech
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And the story about the owner of TVR learning english by looking up swearwords in the dictionary... "Big Dog's Cock!!"
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any website which has an article saying

"oh look, its a ferrari, that must mean its good, right? er.... no"

is definitely being added to my favourites
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http://www.sniffpetrol.com/issue037.html

Twatso Cameras
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"If the radical plan is approved government officials have hinted that the Twatso cameras could be sponsored by VAG"
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have you see the david couthard commerative plate
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no... link?
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Vauxhall's new
logo, yesterday

VAUXHALL IN LAST DITCH ATTEMPT TO BE LIKED


Stung by yet another underwhelming response to its new Vectra, Vauxhall has come up with a new sure fire way to make the motoring press like its cars. In an almost unprecedented move the Luton-mired firm is radically and expensively changing its image, starting with a new badge and accompanying name. 'The new corporate logo will be this lovely oval shape,' explained one insider. 'And we're rather chuffed with the attractive background colour too.' When Sniff Petrol noted that the oval was in fact blue our man was quick to react: 'No,' he countered, 'it's greeny-grey.' There will be a whiff of familiarity about Vauxhall's new name too. 'To maintain consistency, and save a few quid on sign writing, we were adamant we needed a name that still started with a 'V' and after much deliberation I think we've found it,' our not-Griffin-badged-anymore mole continued: 'Vord.'
However, the revamp doesn't end there. In a second phase of changes Luton, long time home of GM's UK wing, will be renamed 'Lutagenham' and will start making some sort of diesel engine. There are also rumours that the upcoming, and reputedly radical mid-size estate car will be badged Vectraeo. 'And if that doesn't work,' spat one spokesman, 'Jeremy Clarkson can stick it up his arse.'



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Especially at 'Lutagenham' and the jeremy clarkson comment.

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