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quote: Originally posted by Tom
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I don't mind spiders at all, I hate moth's cos' they land on you then you try and flick them off and they fly for a second and land on you again, and they also appear to be made out of dust 
Daddy long legs' r horrible cos' they are so slow and clumsy rank
it's easy to kill moths, just have to hit them and they're gone. Such fragile little creatures.
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quote: Originally posted by --Dave--
Luigi - those if I'm not mistaken are camel spiders. Commonly found in deserts
That pic is of one eating the other size of dinner plates and can run at speeds of up to 20mph. They can also jump and scream.
WTF 
[Edited on 26-07-2006 by --Dave--]
seriously i would have a fucking stroke if i seen one of those fuckers
if i lived in the desert i would carry an ak47 and a sword around daily to protect myself from shit like that
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quote: Originally posted by Edd
quote: Originally posted by --Dave--
Luigi - those if I'm not mistaken are camel spiders. Commonly found in deserts
That pic is of one eating the other size of dinner plates and can run at speeds of up to 20mph. They can also jump and scream.
WTF 
[Edited on 26-07-2006 by --Dave--]
seriously i would have a fucking stroke if i seen one of those fuckers
if i lived in the desert i would carry an ak47 and a sword around daily to protect myself from shit like that
apparently it took a few attempts to kill the spider with whatever gun he had..
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LMAO @ Edd. Me too mate, me too.
Got a funny feeling and went all cold last night when I saw this one. Would probably have a minor brain haemorrage (sp) if I saw one of those.
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http://www.camelspiders.net/camel-spider-bite.htm
ouch!
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SetH
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THE FACTS
Most of these claims are false or greatly exaggerated.
1. Camel spiders top speed - 10 mph.
2. Size: Up to 6 inches
3. They have no venom.
4. They don't jump.
5. Called camel spiders because they live in the desert.
They actually aren't spiders at all, they're solpugids.. Along with spiders, they are members of the class Arachnida
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--Dave--
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SetH, that's a bit more comforting. But 6 inches is still fcuking huge for a spider.
Fcuk them smaller ones as well like Black Widows and shoot.
Think the largest spider is the Goliath Bird Eating Spider eating birds for fcuks sake
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gianluigi
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omg
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K2 GTI 
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quote: Originally posted by --Dave--
SetH, that's a bit more comforting. But 6 inches is still fcuking huge for a spider.
No Dave, they are whats NOT true about them, in reality -
they run faster
they are bigger
they have venom
and they can jump
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creatures from hell I tell you.
Sent here by the devil to scare the living shoot out of people on a regular basis.
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quote: Originally posted by --Dave--
creatures from hell I tell you.
Sent here by the devil to scare the living shoot out of people on a regular basis.
i couldnt agree more!!! spiders serve no purpose in the world
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Ally read that wrong. Was gonna say, they look bigger than 6 inches in the pic
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fcuk sake's Edd!!!  
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quote: Originally posted by gianluigi
quote: Originally posted by --Dave--
creatures from hell I tell you.
Sent here by the devil to scare the living shoot out of people on a regular basis.
i couldnt agree more!!! spiders serve no purpose in the world
yes they do they keep the insect population in check
without them the world would be ruled by fly's
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aaaaaaaarrgggggggghhhhhh!!
*screams like a girl*
look at its evil eyes!
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quote: Originally posted by --Dave--
fcuk sake's Edd!!!  
funnel web!!!!!
it wouldnt need to kill me i would have already died from a heart attack
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but how is the sofa?
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--Dave--
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just asked Jeeves whether Camel spiders can jump, he said:
"Camel spiders can jump several feet in the air".

Also - camel spiders eat camel stomachs from either the outside in or the inside out. Hence the name.

Camel spiders can be as large as a frisbee

Camel spiders venom is an anesthetic that numbs their prey

Also called 'Wind Scorpions'
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quote: Originally posted by Matty G
but how is the sofa?
I shoot myself on it.
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[Edited on 26-07-2006 by gianluigi]
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quote: Originally posted by gianluigi

[Edited on 26-07-2006 by gianluigi]
what's up Luigi?
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