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Marc
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quote:
Originally posted by Matt H
You connect using AOL & your phone number is ***489


I thought that was your line
SVM 286
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Ian gets absolutely nowhere near perfecting the utterly convincing ''i'm listening to what YOU have to say, and not letching on your tats'' face.
CorsAsh
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"I have to keep my hands behind my back to stop me from getting my wang out."
Jake
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"Ian tries to keep a straight face when he realises his x-ray vision isn't working"
Robin
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Adam_B
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'Its Hallapenio ya daft bint, laffin.'

(regional joke that one btw)
Sam
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"STFU and get your tits out"
James
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"What do you mean you won't sign up? You have the about THE thread haven't you?"
Nath
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'that necklace she's wearing looks boss, reckon I could get a few quid for that on the bay'

[Edited on 25-07-2006 by Nath]
Carl
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i reckon he is trying to way up if she is legal before he tries anything.
Matt H
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quote:
Originally posted by Adam_B
'Its Hallapenio ya daft bint, laffin.'

(regional joke that one btw)





I got it
Ally
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Ian introduces the girls to his conjoined twin
Robin
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"eh, eh, calm down"
RickSRi
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"guess what im holding"
Jules S
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Originally posted by robmarriott
"Right, i reckon she'll go for scissors, so i choose rock"


Best one yet
Robin
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quote:
Originally posted by RickSRi
"guess what im holding"


or.... "which hand is it in? left? or right?"

[Edited on 25-07-2006 by robmarriott]
Liam
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@ this, if only i was funnier
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'goddamn it, I could pull all the birds if it wasn't for this phil oakey haircut*'



*my best guess is that mav will be the only one to get this
ed
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I'm gonna put the "death map" on me Astra. Then I'll beat that Evo. Laffin.
ed
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quote:
Originally posted by Matt H
quote:
Originally posted by Adam_B
'Its Hallapenio ya daft bint, laffin.'

(regional joke that one btw)





I got it
Me too
All Torque
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"...........................You girls ever been penertrated?"
Nick A
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at this thread and some of the captions

I cant think of any!
All Torque
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"I spy with my little eye, something beginning with N...."
All Torque
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"This is wor going out gear Pet, like"
Dom
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"That a real prada handbag? Can get them for a fiver off a bloke of a mate who nicked it"

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