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STEvieXE
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13th Jul 06 at 16:19   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
i just dont want to revert back to car sex. done that for years while i was younger and it sucks...
TNM
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13th Jul 06 at 16:19   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
i still dont get why your mum cant know that your missus is on the pill?!
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quote:
Originally posted by STEvieN.I.
quote:
Originally posted by mark_d
haha @ your mum telling you what to do at 24.

move out

[Edited on 13-07-2006 by mark_d]



id miss my mum . she does everything for me. cooking cleaning ironing etc etc etc


Fuck off you pussy your 24 not 14...be a man, get your own place & get baw deep!!!!!
Lynny
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its usually the lasses parents that dont allow it, not the lads
TNM
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quote:
Originally posted by Jamie Walby
unlucky!

Ive been allowed girls round to stay in my room since i was 15.


walaby your gay it doesnt count.
Liam
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quote:
Originally posted by --Dave--
quote:
Originally posted by LiamD
Surely if she's on the pill, it means your taking precautions, you should tell your mum I'm Made of Oranges!


How is that going to help him get laid?


STEvieXE
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just cant really talk about those sorts of things with my mum.

my gf has stayed in my bed for the best part of a year a couple of times a week. altho to be honest tyhere was a hell of a noise since this week coming from my room in the middle of the nite...
TNM
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whats the problem? taking the pill is normal unless your stuck in the 60s or something?
Jason Iles
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Tell your mum you'll wank on her favorite China if you don't get any and proceed to do so whilst mid conversation. She will re-think the decision
Jake
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You may want to discuss these noises with your mum.
Lynny
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quote:
Originally posted by jake
You may want to discuss these noises with your mum.


say it was your sounds of the rain forest cd

[Edited on 13-07-2006 by lynny_sxi]
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13th Jul 06 at 16:25   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by JadeM
quote:
Originally posted by STEvieN.I.
quote:
Originally posted by mark_d
haha @ your mum telling you what to do at 24.

move out

[Edited on 13-07-2006 by mark_d]



id miss my mum . she does everything for me. cooking cleaning ironing etc etc etc


Fuck off you pussy your 24 not 14...be a man, get your own place & get baw deep!!!!!


HERE HERE!!
Liam
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Originally posted by lynny_sxi
quote:
Originally posted by jake
You may want to discuss these noises with your mum.


say it was your sounds of the rain forest cd

[Edited on 13-07-2006 by lynny_sxi]


eddiewhiteley
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13th Jul 06 at 16:26   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
one of my mates is in the same boat,he's 28 though

his mum will not let him have his bird stop over and he gets all kinds of shit if he stays at hers
STEvieXE
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13th Jul 06 at 16:31   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
own place is expensive tho.. not for a few years yet...

i tried to explain the noises that i tossed n turned all nite coz i had bad stomach cramps...
CorsAsh
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13th Jul 06 at 16:32   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Next time you have sex, save the condom afterwards and give it to your mum, then say you'll do that every time until she lets her stay in your room again.
jamied
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having the pillow behind the bedhead probably influenced your mums decision
CorsAsh
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13th Jul 06 at 16:34   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
either that or seeing his gf leave each morning walking like John Wayne
STEvieXE
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lol i take that down b4 i leave the room.. bed so fucked now neway it is hellish noisy
WATSON
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13th Jul 06 at 16:36   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Get a new bed or use the floor then
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airbed.
jamied
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quote:
Originally posted by WATSON
use the floor then
STEvieXE
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13th Jul 06 at 16:37   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
floor to hard. wooden floor n freezing... new beds are expensive
mark_d
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13th Jul 06 at 16:37   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by STEvieN.I.
quote:
Originally posted by mark_d
haha @ your mum telling you what to do at 24.

move out

[Edited on 13-07-2006 by mark_d]



id miss my mum . she does everything for me. cooking cleaning ironing ruling my life etc etc etc


aslong as ur happy
CorsAsh
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13th Jul 06 at 16:38   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Or invest in a rotating, vibrating fur covered circle bed Austin Powers stylee

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