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All Torque

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4th Jul 06 at 13:13

Eck

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4th Jul 06 at 13:15

FPMSL thats sick but hilarious

drax

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4th Jul 06 at 13:16

Ignore her, and tell her to take a merry oh fuck of a cliff, girls like her dont do anyone any favours.

Take your mate out (her ex) on the lash, avoid any contact with her, and cut all ties. if she comes crawling back, tell her where to fucking go and stop ruining peoples lives.

dna23

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4th Jul 06 at 13:16

Hire Chuck Norris for a day to sort her out?

Cybermonkey

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4th Jul 06 at 13:18

POAH says:
http://www.corsasport.co.uk/board/viewthread.php?tid=294639

clearly needs to bend her over a table and butt fuck her

Ojc

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4th Jul 06 at 13:18

Invade Poland then fight a war on two fronts, which you will loose.

--Dave--

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4th Jul 06 at 13:19

Jules

Edd

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4th Jul 06 at 13:20

quote:
Originally posted by Ojc
Invade Poland then fight a war on two fronts, which you will loose.

then force your wife and dog to commit suicide with you

3CorsaMeal

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4th Jul 06 at 13:22

quote:
Originally posted by Edd

quote:
Originally posted by Ojc
Invade Poland then fight a war on two fronts, which you will loose.

then force your wife and dog to commit suicide with you

then run across a ploughed field with a wheelbarrow that isn't laden evenly

Cybermonkey

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4th Jul 06 at 13:23

Edd

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4th Jul 06 at 13:23

quote:
Originally posted by 3CorsaMeal

quote:
Originally posted by Edd

quote:
Originally posted by Ojc
Invade Poland then fight a war on two fronts, which you will loose.

then force your wife and dog to commit suicide with you

then run across a ploughed field with a wheelbarrow that isn't laden evenly

which then will tip over and you impale yourself on the handle

3CorsaMeal

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4th Jul 06 at 13:26

quote:
Originally posted by Edd

quote:
Originally posted by 3CorsaMeal

quote:
Originally posted by Edd

quote:
Originally posted by Ojc
Invade Poland then fight a war on two fronts, which you will loose.

then force your wife and dog to commit suicide with you

then run across a ploughed field with a wheelbarrow that isn't laden evenly

which then will tip over and you impale yourself on the handle

sending you flying forwards and head first onto a lump of plough mud with fresh grass shoots growing from within

Edd

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4th Jul 06 at 13:27

the end

3CorsaMeal

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4th Jul 06 at 13:27

wow what a rush

Edd

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4th Jul 06 at 13:31

All Torque

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4th Jul 06 at 13:36

K2 GTi

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4th Jul 06 at 13:39

this thread is fucking jokes

All Torque

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4th Jul 06 at 13:41

quote:
Originally posted by K2 HOY
this thread is fucking jokes

Its sooooo good that Legion of doom showed up

w4sam1

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4th Jul 06 at 13:42

u Can never be serious!!!

I really dont no wot to do coz im trying to be a best mate but theres only so much of a best mate i can be!!!

--Dave--

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4th Jul 06 at 13:46

ring Oprah, she'll help

Lawrah

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4th Jul 06 at 13:47

no no get jermy kyle on .

All Torque

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4th Jul 06 at 13:48

dna23

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4th Jul 06 at 13:48

Invite them here:

K2 GTi

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4th Jul 06 at 13:49

omfg

All Torque

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4th Jul 06 at 13:50

PMSL! i just had to leave the room

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