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Sam

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21st Jun 06 at 16:39

Someone draw some diagrams for Claire please.

Ry_B

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21st Jun 06 at 16:44

quote:
Originally posted by Jodi_the_g

quote:
Originally posted by vauxcorsagirl
i dont get it

now why does that not suprise me

Harsh

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21st Jun 06 at 16:46

But fair i think

CorsAsh

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21st Jun 06 at 16:52

quote:
Originally posted by Sam
Someone draw some diagrams for Claire please.

How about this one

Paul_J

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21st Jun 06 at 16:58

quote:
Originally posted by Dom
For all of the smart people that cannot work it out a WHITE HORSE comes in a pub, the landord says, "haha thats funny, my bar is named after you" (his pub is called the WHITE HORSE), but the horse is confused to why the pub is called after him as his name is "DAVE".......

I still don't get it?

A guy called Dave dresses up as a horse, walks inside - the bar man see's the nut job and wants him out, so tells him to check the name of the pub outside. As the weirdo who's dressed up as a horse to go to the pub, goes outside - the barman kicks him in the ass and locks the door.

?

Ian

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21st Jun 06 at 16:59

Similar thing happened to my mate Victor, the black Russian.

Rus

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21st Jun 06 at 17:03

quote:
Originally posted by Tom
For all of the smart people that cannot work it out a WHITE HORSE comes in a pub, the landord says, "haha thats funny, my bar is named after you" (his pub is called the WHITE HORSE), but the horse is confused to why the pub is called after him as his name is "DAVE".......

ok, but i can't see the funny side

[Edited on 21-06-2006 by Rus]

Jake

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21st Jun 06 at 17:48

its funny because its true

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21st Jun 06 at 17:56

little bit of wee came out.................