Jules S
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Originally posted by Tiger
All tramps seem to drink Cider - yet they live for years - maybe they know something we don't 
Lots of fresh air and outdoor excercise? 
The one around here is quite a nice bloke tbh. He used to wheel a pushbike around with no chain or tyres....basically he uses the bike to carry his worldly belonging in two tescos bags off the handlebars.
He's come into some money recently.....the bike now has tyres but still no chain 
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J da Silva
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Registered: 10th Apr 03
Location: The FACTory
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Tramp Name: Alan Thompson, known as Big Al! Usually found sitting on a wall ouside local comprehensive school with 50's style brown trousers, white shirt and a black tie, mainly found pissing up lamposts shouting "He's dead the old bastard, god's washed him down the shitter" (talking about his abusive father)
Smells like wee and pukes on his shoes alot.
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gianluigi
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Registered: 9th Mar 05
Location: Ipswich, Suffolk
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I roundhoused kicked the local tramp....he sadly combusted when he entered outter space.
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J da Silva
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Registered: 10th Apr 03
Location: The FACTory
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We have lots of paedophiles though, I've only been back in Rotherham for a few days and already my sisters mates are getting chased about Lil slutty whores they are.
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stuartmitchell
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Registered: 24th Apr 04
Location: Kirkliston, Edinburgh
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loads, they all shop in Tesco 
One guy was telling me how he got a prostitute the night before and asked for his money back because he blew his load in 30 secs
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Lynny
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Registered: 3rd Jan 03
Location: oop north! Where people talk properly
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Originally posted by jake
Used to be someone called bob who MY family knew quite well, was my mums friends ex husband. He painted the lloyds tsb horse statue several different colours when drunk. He was an alcoholic I think.
[Edited on 06-06-2006 by jake]
iv rode the lloyds tsb horse, shes called cancara, stayed at the stables i bought my horse from on a long journey up to scotland once
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Tiger
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Registered: 12th Jun 01
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3CorsaMeal
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Registered: 11th Apr 02
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Bill the Blade
Lipstick Lil
Wilbur
can't be arsed to explain tho
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Edd
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Registered: 8th Nov 04
Location: Glasgow
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vibrio aka ross
and im being serious
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Tom
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Registered: 3rd Apr 02
Location: Wirral, Merseyside
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The 'no smoking man' he's well old and also pushes all his shit around on his bike which has got no smoking signs all over it, he usually stays in same place for a few weeks then moves on i've heard of people seeing him from new brighton to liverpool to chester to southport, sort of like a mersey region little hoboe If he see's you smoking your fucked
Jegsy who's restricted to my local area I think he's autistic or something  but we used to tell him there was loads of money at the bottom of the bin and he fell for it every time (I mean when we were kids) still see him now and then
There's also this bloke in town who has made a guitar out of cardboard and sits there pretending to play it
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mwg
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Registered: 19th Feb 04
Location: South Lakes
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Theres a guy thats about 30 years old that lives in the next village along from me. He walks along the road to where I live most days with a wheelbarrow and makes noises like a truck changing gear. He is harmless enough though.
Where I work in Kendal theres an old woman that everyone calls the bag lady. She has shit loads of carrier bags full with things that she finds. She hides them all over the spot through the day then collects them all together again night.
Shes always feeding the pigeons.
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JessKate
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Registered: 16th Oct 05
Location: Sheffield
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Originally posted by morpheus22
there are two mad men in our village.one man who we all call follan (looks similar 2 the football player).he walks miles everyday in all weather.starts at our village and walks allong all the dual carrigeways.walks over the flyover near my house all they way 2 rotherham and back allday long.
the second is scott.lives in the next village along he's a little slow stands outside the local pub waiting for buses 2 come past and makes all the noises bus's make and allso stands at the bus station at local shopping centre stopping bus's and asking em 2 do it!! and all the drivers press an alarm button on there bus he goes crackers when they do it lol.he allso gives cars that have eshausts.loud music etc the finger and verbal lol
I was just about to mention these two guys!!! Notorious! Although Scott scares me a little.
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jamied
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Registered: 27th Oct 03
Location: Marbella,Spain Drives: C63
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does anybody remember that program on tv about tht brotton village full of mad people? well he still lives in town now and charges about like an idiot
old big haired barry
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Sara
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Registered: 19th Apr 06
Location: Whalley, Lancashire
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We used to have a tramp who called himself Jesus and drank White Lightening.
And we have a tramp woman in blackburn who walks round all day with all her belongings in carrier bags and picks up stuff off the floor which might be useful to her
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Tom
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Registered: 3rd Apr 02
Location: Wirral, Merseyside
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The local mad man by ours (well one of them) is called toasty he's got a big burnt head from an 'accident' he's apparantley a paedo someone said he got his face put in a bucket of acid he's a big fucker tho 
Then there was a fella called purple ackey who was meant to be a kiddy fiddler, never saw him but people used to say he was big and black and some said he had one arm
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Fee
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Registered: 16th Nov 05
Location: With AK
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We've got a tramp that walks up and down leith walk.....he has hair like a beavers tail....it goes all the way down to his bum
and our madman is The Sheriff! He's a wee old dude that actually thinks he's the sheriff! Gets all dressed up with his hat, badge and plastic guns and goes around making sure there's no trouble saw him the other night outside tesco shouting at a dog he shot Adam
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antonOO2
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Registered: 17th Sep 02
Location: Midlands
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Originally posted by Fee AK
We've got a tramp that walks up and down leith walk.....he has hair like a beavers tail....it goes all the way down to his bum
and our madman is The Sheriff! He's a wee old dude that actually thinks he's the sheriff! Gets all dressed up with his hat, badge and plastic guns and goes around making sure there's no trouble saw him the other night outside tesco shouting at a dog he shot Adam
PMSL
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Ludacris Turbo
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Registered: 28th May 04
Location: High Green, Sheffield
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Are local nut job is Dave or "Dave the Garden Gnome". Stands at the end of my road shoutin the numbers off buses and reg plates And if you try to talk to him he tenses up and his face goes bright red like he's gonna explode!
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douse
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Registered: 27th Aug 05
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One round here called George hopkins aka George Bear. Always thumbing lifts and has a very focused look on him! Apparantly he was quite successful and was engaged but his fiance left him and it went downhill...in a big way.
The other one is called evening john. Always goes on about hamlet cigars and is gurning most of the time.
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Butler
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Registered: 2nd Jun 05
Location: London
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in canterbury there is a mad man who busks with his keyboard. he must be about 70, he has a sick grey beard, and he wears a robe and mickey mouse slippers. he just sits there with the ricky martin demo on randomly hitting the keys and waving his arms in the air.
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corb
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Registered: 24th Apr 02
Location: Calgary, Alberta, Canada
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where do all you people live? Crazy Town?
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Tom
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Registered: 3rd Apr 02
Location: Wirral, Merseyside
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Originally posted by Fee AK
and our madman is The Sheriff! He's a wee old dude that actually thinks he's the sheriff! Gets all dressed up with his hat, badge and plastic guns and goes around making sure there's no trouble saw him the other night outside tesco shouting at a dog he shot Adam
Quality, where would we be without people like this
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Fee
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Registered: 16th Nov 05
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I want to be just like him when I grow up
I can't wait to be old and mad
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Mase
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Registered: 16th Sep 01
Location: Derbyshire
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theres also a break dancing tramp in sheffield, who always seems to be near the station offering to throw some shapes for a quid, everytime i go down...
...never given him a quid though, so don't know if hes any good...
Mase
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Tiger
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Registered: 12th Jun 01
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Originally posted by mase5
theres also a break dancing tramp in sheffield, who always seems to be near the station offering to throw some shapes for a quid, everytime i go down...
...never given him a quid though, so don't know if hes any good...
Go-on, give him a quid and let us know the outcome
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