SetH
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First i would set a trap by rigging devices in his car. When he gets in his car all the doors would lock. A voice would then come over the speakers and say, "Ever made love to a man? well you are gonna". The some dark twisted goth rock music kicks in at full volume, a spring loaded cable under his seat is released into his ankles severing both his achilles tendons.
the doors unlock, he crawls out of his car whimpering, blood pissing everywhere. A white transit van pulls up, a bloke in a gimp suit runs out of the van screaming wearing a massive strap on, on both his head and his groin. The gimp drags him into the back of the van. Pulp fiction music from the arse rape scene is playing at full volume whilst the bloke is driven to the woods.
he is then dragged out of the van and taken to a desolate hut. stripped naked and dressed in a little pink dress. all the while brokeback mountain is playing on screens on the walls.
all of a sudden the dark goth rock starts up again and mike tyson comes flying out of a cupboard in a spandex pvc outfit. He is rigourously anally assualted and is put back in the van, dropped off at his local pub a blubbering and bleeding mess.
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All Torque
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That would make a great movie/BB challenge 
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Originally posted by SetH
First i would set a trap by rigging devices in his car. When he gets in his car all the doors would lock. A voice would then come over the speakers and say, "Ever made love to a man? well you are gonna". The some dark twisted goth rock music kicks in at full volume, a spring loaded cable under his seat is released into his ankles severing both his achilles tendons.
the doors unlock, he crawls out of his car whimpering, blood pissing everywhere. A white transit van pulls up, a bloke in a gimp suit runs out of the van screaming wearing a massive strap on, on both his head and his groin. The gimp drags him into the back of the van. Pulp fiction music from the arse rape scene is playing at full volume whilst the bloke is driven to the woods.
he is then dragged out of the van and taken to a desolate hut. stripped naked and dressed in a little pink dress. all the while brokeback mountain is playing on screens on the walls.
all of a sudden the dark goth rock starts up again and mike tyson comes flying out of a cupboard in a spandex pvc outfit. He is rigourously anally assualted and is put back in the van, dropped off at his local pub a blubbering and bleeding mess.
Dude, you are sick in the head 
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SetH
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I am well into my retribution and revenge, if anyone hurts someone i love they are in a fuck world of hurt.
I even have a punisher t-shirt
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Edd
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in reality you would really just have a quiet word asking them to not do that again
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gianluigi
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in reality you would really just have a quiet word asking them to not do that again
"HI mate, please refrain from stabbing my brother again, he's in a critical condition in hospital, and may die any moment"
erm, no.
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in reality you would really just have a quiet word asking them to not do that again
"HI mate, please refrain from stabbing my brother again, he's in a critical condition in hospital, and may die any moment"
erm, no.
ermmm yes you would
but seen as i was talking to seth i'll let that slide
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SetH
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gianlugi slide on my pole brokeback mountain style.
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gianluigi
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Jamescorsa97
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quote:
Originally posted by SetH
First i would set a trap by rigging devices in his car. When he gets in his car all the doors would lock. A voice would then come over the speakers and say, "Ever made love to a man? well you are gonna". The some dark twisted goth rock music kicks in at full volume, a spring loaded cable under his seat is released into his ankles severing both his achilles tendons.
the doors unlock, he crawls out of his car whimpering, blood pissing everywhere. A white transit van pulls up, a bloke in a gimp suit runs out of the van screaming wearing a massive strap on, on both his head and his groin. The gimp drags him into the back of the van. Pulp fiction music from the arse rape scene is playing at full volume whilst the bloke is driven to the woods.
he is then dragged out of the van and taken to a desolate hut. stripped naked and dressed in a little pink dress. all the while brokeback mountain is playing on screens on the walls.
all of a sudden the dark goth rock starts up again and mike tyson comes flying out of a cupboard in a spandex pvc outfit. He is rigourously anally assualted and is put back in the van, dropped off at his local pub a blubbering and bleeding mess.
LMFAO thats pure comedy!
It rivals 3corsameal's corsa vs Fiesta Zetec S thread from a while back(at least i thinks thta what it was called)
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SVM 286
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Originally posted by gianluigi
Given the recent posts. Just say your gf's drink was spiked and she was raped, or your that was your brother that was stabbed, or your sister raped. i don't know if i have a screw loose, other than letting the police deal with it, if i knew who it was, i'd want to take revenge in the worst way possible.
i've always had it in my mind, to do the following:
-find the guy that stabbed my bro, or raped my sis (wearing a hood and hockey mask )
-knock him out
-put him in the back of a van
-drive to the other side of the country, in the middle of nowhere
-strip him naked, take his phone, wallet and everything else
-then ditch him in a field, blindfolded, and driving off, not knowing where the fuck he is.
what would you do?
Bloody hel GL, we must have been seperated at birth.
That is precisely what I would do.
Although i'd have a pack of STD ridden queer Nigerians and Somalians gang rape him aswell.
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Corsa_Carl
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STRAP HIM TO THIS AND AIM IN INTO THE TOWN CENTRE
http://media.putfile.com/Pimp-Her-Ride
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gianluigi
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Originally posted by Corsa_Carl
STRAP HIM TO THIS AND AIM IN INTO THE TOWN CENTRE
http://media.putfile.com/Pimp-Her-Ride
i seen that! that's an awesome idea
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gianluigi
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Bloody hel GL, we must have been seperated at birth.
That is precisely what I would do.
even the bit about the hockey mask and hood?! 
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SVM 286
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Bloody hel GL, we must have been seperated at birth.
That is precisely what I would do.
even the bit about the hockey mask and hood?!
I don't actually own a hockey mask unfortunately, I do however have a Ninja style balaclava, so would use that insted. 
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Originally posted by SetH
First i would set a trap by rigging devices in his car. When he gets in his car all the doors would lock. A voice would then come over the speakers and say, "Ever made love to a man? well you are gonna". The some dark twisted goth rock music kicks in at full volume, a spring loaded cable under his seat is released into his ankles severing both his achilles tendons.
the doors unlock, he crawls out of his car whimpering, blood pissing everywhere. A white transit van pulls up, a bloke in a gimp suit runs out of the van screaming wearing a massive strap on, on both his head and his groin. The gimp drags him into the back of the van. Pulp fiction music from the arse rape scene is playing at full volume whilst the bloke is driven to the woods.
he is then dragged out of the van and taken to a desolate hut. stripped naked and dressed in a little pink dress. all the while brokeback mountain is playing on screens on the walls.
all of a sudden the dark goth rock starts up again and mike tyson comes flying out of a cupboard in a spandex pvc outfit. He is rigourously anally assualted and is put back in the van, dropped off at his local pub a blubbering and bleeding mess.
LMFAO thats pure comedy!
It rivals 3corsameal's corsa vs Fiesta Zetec S thread from a while back(at least i thinks thta what it was called)
i would agree if Seth had used more verbs 
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SVM 286
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STRAP HIM TO THIS AND AIM IN INTO THE TOWN CENTRE
http://media.putfile.com/Pimp-Her-Ride
Oh my god that is offensive.
At first I was just then I realised it wasn't a dummy and was in fact a real person, and my face went
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SVM 286
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Oh, and I nearly laughed a tonsil up at Seth's revenge plan.
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3CorsaMeal
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Oh, and I nearly laughed a tonsil up at Seth's revenge plan.
oh right, i thought that was a day in the life of Vibrio 
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SVM 286
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Oh, and I nearly laughed a tonsil up at Seth's revenge plan.
oh right, i thought that was a day in the life of Vibrio
Sorry 3CM, you have the better of me there mate. 
Not familiar with the reference i'm afraid.
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antscorsa
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if he had raped sum1 or murdered sum1 i know, then id nock him out with a subtle beating the get whatever he did tattod over his forehead so every1 nows what a piece of low life scum he is.
then give him another beater and mae him walka round town with a big sign sayin rapist or whatever, then had out some stones to be thrown at him.
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sxi16vjoe
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Go and buy a gun then shoot the cunt in the legs.
Go to work on his nutsack with a blow torch
Then just stamp on his head til he dies
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sxi16vjoe
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oh the set him on fire
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PhilC
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eye for an eye...
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