Reedy
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Originally posted by CorsAsh
I doubt she was impressed.
There was also the time I went to a party, got dad to pick me up, again I was totally battered, stopped at some traffic lights and decided I needed to blow chunks.
I opened the door and tried to hit the ground but instead filled the passenger side door pocket with carrot broth. This time, Dad was not impressed.
Also, my 21st birthday, the first time I went out in the morning and had a lot to drink at the local, I decided to tell the bar about how good my gf was at giving head.
She was not impressed. 
are you up for a piss up in the summer? sounds like it could be a good one with you. 
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CorsAsh
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I don't drink as much as I used to 
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RCoughtrie
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Where I was working last year the houses we were decorating were miles away, all with no working toilets or washing areas, at first you would go for a quick piss out side until the old farmers wife complained... so we just used a old 10liter paint tub and dump it at the end of the day (no number twos allowed)... one day at the end of the shift I got my washing tub mixed up with the piss tub and washed my hands in everyone’s piss... wasn’t untill I was driving home I could smell my hands and realised
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All Torque
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Thats just fucking rank!!
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myke
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some funny stories here
i've lost count of the amount of times i've fallen asleep on the toilet after a night out for someone to come in and find me during the early hours.
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JadeM
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Shat in my mates laundry basket when I was pissed.....
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willay
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Shat in my mates laundry basket when I was pissed.....
jade!!! 
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Cybermonkey
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not cringeworthy but funny all the same...
me and a few mates were dunking golf balls in petrol from a plastic cup and setting them alight, and hitting them with a 5 iron over a dry cricket field and watching these streaks of fire light up the grass.
my mate then thought, ohhhh lets set the plastic cup of petrol on fire. so he did. then he kicked it, and burning petrol went all up his leg and his foot. he had no jeans left and his trainer had no top to it.
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Kyle T
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Came home after a night out to find my little sister coming out of the bathroom. I told her i knew karate really good, and told her not to flinch while i swing my leg over her head in a roundhouse kick style maneavor.
I missed and kicked her down the stairs
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Haimsey
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Originally posted by Kyle T
Came home after a night out to find my little sister coming out of the bathroom. I told her i knew karate really good, and told her not to flinch while i swing my leg over her head in a roundhouse kick style maneavor.
I missed and kicked her down the stairs
pmsl
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J da Silva
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quote:
Originally posted by Kyle T
Came home after a night out to find my little sister coming out of the bathroom. I told her i knew karate really good, and told her not to flinch while i swing my leg over her head in a roundhouse kick style maneavor.
I missed and kicked her down the stairs
I did something simliar once, but it was intentional.
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Wrighty
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towno
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Kyle T
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CorsAsh
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Originally posted by willay
quote:
Originally posted by JadeM
Shat in my mates laundry basket when I was pissed.....
jade!!!
No, that was King Kolon that one, I remember him proudly telling me over MSN the day after
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Gregor
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quote:
Originally posted by Kyle T
Came home after a night out to find my little sister coming out of the bathroom. I told her i knew karate really good, and told her not to flinch while i swing my leg over her head in a roundhouse kick style maneavor.
I missed and kicked her down the stairs
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gavin18787
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^^^ indeed is funny
Maybe harsh but still funny
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MikeE
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fpmsl @ Kyle T
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Danny H
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Karate Kid
[Edited on 29-05-2006 by Danny H]
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Wrighty
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LMFAO
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Jules S
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In my teens the missus used to stay at my rents after a night out to save taxis etc
My dad worked abroad, and my mum was always adamant the girlf stayed in one of the spare rooms. Twas a joke really, she even used to wait up for us. Once she had started to snore I quickly payed the girlf a visit for some 'afters'
Anyways, one night (when the old man was home) we came back to theirs on the strict basis there would be no swapping of rooms as dad would kill me if he caught us.
This obviously played on my mind because with the amount of pop on board, I decided to sleep walk.
Naked.
Straight into my parents bedroom.
Somehow I'd managed to get a towel out of the airing cupboard. I switched the bedroom light on, proudly announced I wasn't sleeping with the girlf....wafted the towel in the air (like you do on the beach) and proceeded to kip down at the end of their bed.
Come 6am (with morning glory by all accounts) i got up and went back to my room.
Breakfast wasn't a pleasant experience that day, that i can tell you
[Edited on 29-05-2006 by Jules S]
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Robin
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classic
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CorsAsh
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Ace
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stinga
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PMSL ace stories in here.
on my first night out to town i got very drunk and my mates decided to leave club... i did not like this idea so i got annoyed slagged the bouncers off who happened to be all black and about 6"5 .. i got chucked out. took a piss down the main street telling people to fuck off along the way. got to my mates house and tryed to beat up his car slagged off his dad.. and they decided i had to go home so i sat in the back of my own car with my mate driving..... i continuesly spat at my windows and took a piss on my backseat then conked out on my sofa... last thing i remember was dancing at the bar the night before 
[Edited on 29-05-2006 by stinga]
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Eck
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This is an ace thread its not the worst thing I did but I was absolute smashed recently and staggered up the stairs to my room, but realised I needed a piss and couldn't be bothered going downstairs, but luckily saw a bottle and pissed in that and intended on throwing it out the window, but since I was pissed I fell back while throwing and threw it at my tv, fell back on the bed and crashed out instantly... needless to say my mum wasn't happy when she came in to a tv covered in piss 
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Kyle T
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FPMSL Danny.
Where did you find that picture
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